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Confess your micro aggressions here
Posted on 11/12/15 at 10:19 pm
Posted on 11/12/15 at 10:19 pm
I was in a bagel shop at lunch today and ordered a bagel and cream cheese and smoked salmon and capers. A Jewish friend of mine was there, too. He looked at me when I did it. I'm sorry.
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Posted on 11/12/15 at 10:23 pm to DownSouthJukin
I sometimes take antibiotics.
Posted on 11/12/15 at 10:31 pm to DownSouthJukin
When I moved to Charleston, I asked an African-American cab driver where I could go for good fried chicken and mac and cheese as he was a lifelong native of the Lowcountry. Wasn't meant as a micro aggression nor was it taken as one (he made some amazing recommendations), but I am still sorry.
Posted on 11/12/15 at 10:33 pm to DownSouthJukin
i watched San Andreas tonight and spent an abnormal amount of time noticing Alexandra Dedariowhat'sherfaces boobs.
I felt bad but my wife noticed they were spectacular too. Then I felt less bad.
I felt bad but my wife noticed they were spectacular too. Then I felt less bad.
Posted on 11/12/15 at 10:35 pm to DownSouthJukin
I left the shopping cart in the empty parking space next to my truck the other day instead of returning it to the corral. Drove off.
Thought about how oppressed the hunger strike Mizzou guy was, so I went back to the store and drove over the shopping cart.
Thought about how oppressed the hunger strike Mizzou guy was, so I went back to the store and drove over the shopping cart.
Posted on 11/12/15 at 10:51 pm to DownSouthJukin
I enjoy my white privilege.
Dindunuffin...just whitey.
Dindunuffin...just whitey.
Posted on 11/12/15 at 11:01 pm to DownSouthJukin
When my liberal progressive socialist friends come over to drink my free liquor ... I put Fox News on all the TVs in the rec room and the tiki bar.
Posted on 11/12/15 at 11:07 pm to DownSouthJukin
I once trolled the comments of the UA student newspaper "The Crimson White" opinions section comments so much that one of their writers actually wrote an angry article about me(which I also trolled).
Posted on 11/12/15 at 11:15 pm to bamafan1001
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"The Crimson White"
I feel that is a micro aggression.
Posted on 11/12/15 at 11:34 pm to scrooster
When I'm at home and my brother comes over, he has a habit of bombing my bathroom. So if I know he's coming over and there's a roll with just one or two little sheets of TP on it, I'll leave that one there and move the extra TP to another bathroom. When he starts hollering, I take the dogs out to walk in the yard and pretend that I couldn't hear him.
Posted on 11/12/15 at 11:44 pm to DownSouthJukin
I put the P in the V
Posted on 11/12/15 at 11:46 pm to DownSouthJukin
You're doing it wrong. You can only count it as micro aggression if you are considered above average privileged....do you even PC brah?!
Posted on 11/12/15 at 11:47 pm to DownSouthJukin
I speak in a fake Asian accent when I call in my Thai food. Because if they sense the white man in your voice they won't make it as hot.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Posted on 11/13/15 at 1:25 am to DownSouthJukin
I culturally appropriated black culture during a pickup basketball game once by not passing the ball and loafing on defense the following possession. At the time I felt justified because I had recently seen a black man appropriate white culture by showing up to work on time. That was before I learned about privilege though so I don't do that anymore and am totally PC.
Posted on 11/13/15 at 1:33 am to DownSouthJukin
If I notice someone walking faster than me I assert dominance by elongating my stride and chugging past them.
Last time that nerd tried walking faster than me
Last time that nerd tried walking faster than me
Posted on 11/13/15 at 2:56 am to DownSouthJukin
I've got 3/5 of my black friends voting the right way. They were 5/5 the wrong way originally.
Microagression is a process, almost like a war of attrition.
Microagression is a process, almost like a war of attrition.
Posted on 11/13/15 at 3:29 am to Duke
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I sometimes take antibiotics.
Posted on 11/13/15 at 3:53 am to DownSouthJukin
I think all humans are of one race. I don't describe people in terms of color, religion, nationality, sexual orientation, or religion.
I didn't know that this can be considered to be micro aggression until this thread. Thanks DSJ, you've expanded my horizons.
I don't think I'll change, though. Is that another micro aggression?
I didn't know that this can be considered to be micro aggression until this thread. Thanks DSJ, you've expanded my horizons.
I don't think I'll change, though. Is that another micro aggression?
Posted on 11/13/15 at 6:41 am to Kentucker
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Kentucker
You are a micro aggressor of the worst sort. You recognize your micro aggression on all fronts of potential human offense and admit that you will not change.
You should be ordered into intensive inpatient reeducation.
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Posted on 11/13/15 at 6:45 am to Mizzeaux
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