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re: Church Youth Group girls... Skanky or no?

Posted on 4/22/15 at 6:03 pm to
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
68505 posts
Posted on 4/22/15 at 6:03 pm to
Possibly. Have you farted on a girl at a party then gotten a blowjob from her 30 minutes later in a bathroom?
Posted by KajunGator
Lake Arthur, LA
Member since May 2011
7284 posts
Posted on 4/22/15 at 6:04 pm to
quote:

3nOut

the first girl to touch my penis was on a mission trip




quote:

One of my best friends in college said the first time a girl ever touched his dick was on a mission trip bus
Posted by 3nOut
Central Texas, TX
Member since Jan 2013
28897 posts
Posted on 4/22/15 at 6:05 pm to
Nope.

Apparently the occurrence had different effects on us. The next person to touch my tallywacker was my wife.
This post was edited on 4/22/15 at 6:08 pm
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
119150 posts
Posted on 4/22/15 at 6:08 pm to
You have a lot of anger towards conservatives. You should seek some level of help.
Posted by TeLeFaWx
Dallas, TX
Member since Aug 2011
29179 posts
Posted on 4/22/15 at 6:12 pm to
quote:

the first girl to touch my penis was on a mission trip. uninvited, but not unappreciated at the time.

and i was in a van where 3 guys run a train on a girl one time on the way to church camp.

so... no. not really.


Sluts are awesome.
Posted by Rebel Land Shark
Member since Jul 2013
30167 posts
Posted on 4/22/15 at 6:12 pm to
quote:

You have a lot of anger towards conservatives.


He has anger towards a lot more than just conservatives but he'll just deny it every time you call him angry
Posted by TeLeFaWx
Dallas, TX
Member since Aug 2011
29179 posts
Posted on 4/22/15 at 6:12 pm to
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Nope.

Apparently the occurrence had different effects on us. The next person to touch my tallywacker was my wife.


Kind of sweet in a way.
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
68505 posts
Posted on 4/22/15 at 6:16 pm to
My buddy is a great dude but man in college he was a massive a-hole to women and they ate that shite up for some reason.
Posted by TeLeFaWx
Dallas, TX
Member since Aug 2011
29179 posts
Posted on 4/22/15 at 6:23 pm to
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My buddy is a great dude but man in college he was a massive a-hole to women and they ate that shite up for some reason.


It's because they want the fun of an a-hole. Assholes are generally more fun. Nice guys are boring. Some women grow up and want boring.
Posted by Rebelgator
Pripyat Bridge
Member since Mar 2010
39543 posts
Posted on 4/22/15 at 8:16 pm to
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You have a lot of anger towards conservatives. You should seek some level of help.



Ummmm.... Was this directed at me for some reason? Maybe the fact I'm a registered Republican and pretty conservative is lost on you?
Posted by TeLeFaWx
Dallas, TX
Member since Aug 2011
29179 posts
Posted on 4/22/15 at 9:54 pm to
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Ummmm.... Was this directed at me for some reason? Maybe the fact I'm a registered Republican and pretty conservative is lost on you?




Lauren Mayberry is a Democrat.
Posted by Rebelgator
Pripyat Bridge
Member since Mar 2010
39543 posts
Posted on 4/22/15 at 9:59 pm to
Texas should be nuked.
Posted by TeLeFaWx
Dallas, TX
Member since Aug 2011
29179 posts
Posted on 4/22/15 at 10:06 pm to
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Texas should be nuked.


That would be unnecessary.
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 4/22/15 at 11:56 pm to
Half are skanks. 25% are Jesus freak wait for marriage prudes. The other 25% are either closest skanks, skanks with their mouth, or will be freaks if you put in enough time and effort.
Posted by cokebottleag
I’m a Santos Republican
Member since Aug 2011
24028 posts
Posted on 4/23/15 at 2:17 am to
My friend fricked a girl on a church camp alter.
Posted by Hardy_Har
MS
Member since Nov 2012
16285 posts
Posted on 4/23/15 at 6:30 am to
The biggest swimsuit bush I've ever seen was at church camp.
Posted by ABearsFanNMS
Formerly of tLandmass now in Texas
Member since Oct 2014
17462 posts
Posted on 4/23/15 at 7:16 am to
Funny, I screwed a girl behind the alter on a mission trip.....to answer RebGators's question there are plenty of good girls that want to be bad. It's was so much easier if they thought you were a God fearing Christian guy!
Posted by TeLeFaWx
Dallas, TX
Member since Aug 2011
29179 posts
Posted on 4/23/15 at 8:44 am to
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Funny, I screwed a girl behind the alter on a mission trip.....to answer RebGators's question there are plenty of good girls that want to be bad. It's was so much easier if they thought you were a God fearing Christian guy!



I've gone to Church just to get laid. It works.
Posted by 3nOut
Central Texas, TX
Member since Jan 2013
28897 posts
Posted on 4/23/15 at 8:50 am to
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I've gone to Church just to get laid. It works.




you're doing it wr............ight.
Posted by TeLeFaWx
Dallas, TX
Member since Aug 2011
29179 posts
Posted on 4/23/15 at 8:55 am to
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you're doing it wr............ight.


Amen.
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