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Dear Mr. Chad Kelly,

I hope this letter finds you well. I wanted to reach out following the news that you once again slid into Mia Khalifa's DM's on Twitter. I'm not sure if there is a correlation at your attempts at wooing Ms. Khalifa and your play on the field (rough loss at Arkansas) but we wanted to intervene and offer our assistance before you strike out for a third consecutive time.

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Posted by tomsellecksmustache

Dallas, Texas

Member since Dec 2015

1786 posts

Posted on 10/18/16 at 3:54 pm to LanierSpots

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Its not the looks. Its the fact of what that ho is.....

Not my style of ho

I would not like to you

So how old were you when you realized that you first liked penis?

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Posted by GenesChin

The Promise Land

Member since Feb 2012

37706 posts

Posted on 10/18/16 at 4:51 pm to LanierSpots

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Who the hell would want to sleep with that skank anyway? Unreal

If I was single, I'd date the shite out of her. Got some great personality

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Posted by vengeanceofrain

depends

Member since Jun 2013

12465 posts

Posted on 10/18/16 at 9:04 pm to GenesChin

she's everything I don't like in women. I hate oily looking women. I like the skin tone but she just looks oily as frick all the time. And she got that two bone nose that nose that got the extra bone in it. i hate that. i don't like girls with big noses. And I REALLY don't like hamburger patty looking snags if that shite looks and feels like it just came off the grill with a whopper jr at burger king i'm 100% out.

and above all nothing peeves me off than girls who think they are hotter than they really are or are something they're not. she's not talented. she's a whore. I like whores I have nothing against whores, but she's not even a particularly good one. I know a bunch of whores. I know professional whores. I built quite a few adult actresses websites (not hers though) and they aren't all counts about who they are or what they do. She acts like she invited sex or some shite and she's honestly not even that good at it she's just got some amazing titties and got on with the right agent in the business.

This woman will be a drug riddled whore spazzing out on porn sets in her "comeback" like Chelsea Lain in 3 years

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Posted by David Ricky

Hailing From Parts Unknown

Member since Sep 2015

24192 posts

Posted on 10/18/16 at 11:17 pm to vengeanceofrain

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and above all nothing peeves me off than girls who think they are hotter than they really are or are something they're not. she's not talented. she's a whore. I like whores I have nothing against whores, but she's not even a particularly good one. I know a bunch of whores. I know professional whores. I built quite a few adult actresses websites (not hers though) and they aren't all counts about who they are or what they do. She acts like she invited sex or some shite and she's honestly not even that good at it she's just got some amazing titties and got on with the right agent in the business

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Posted by TbirdSpur2010

ALAMO CITY

Member since Dec 2010

134026 posts

Posted on 10/19/16 at 4:46 am to vengeanceofrain

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she's everything I don't like in women. I hate oily looking women. I like the skin tone but she just looks oily as frick all the time. And she got that two bone nose that nose that got the extra bone in it. i hate that. i don't like girls with big noses. And I REALLY don't like hamburger patty looking snags if that shite looks and feels like it just came off the grill with a whopper jr at burger king i'm 100% out.

and above all nothing peeves me off than girls who think they are hotter than they really are or are something they're not. she's not talented. she's a whore. I like whores I have nothing against whores, but she's not even a particularly good one. I know a bunch of whores. I know professional whores. I built quite a few adult actresses websites (not hers though) and they aren't all counts about who they are or what they do. She acts like she invited sex or some shite and she's honestly not even that good at it she's just got some amazing titties and got on with the right agent in the business.

This woman will be a drug riddled whore spazzing out on porn sets in her "comeback" like Chelsea Lain in 3 years

....was this a serious post?