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re: Best encounter you've had with a cop
Posted on 3/22/15 at 2:46 pm to knight_ryder
Posted on 3/22/15 at 2:46 pm to knight_ryder
Extremely lucky. Usually here it's automatic arrest. I've had 4 friends arrested in the last month for DUI and all blew under a .08. My dad has always told me never blow though and just go to jail. I was polite the whole time though, and was making small talk with the second cop who came up and said I was out with a friend who had just got back into town and that I had to be up early, he asked why and I told a little white lie that I was a third grade teacher. I actually work with third graders in the after school program and he asked to see my badge, so I showed him and he said thanks we need more male elementary teachers. Him and his buddy huddled up and they let me go.
This post was edited on 3/22/15 at 2:48 pm
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Posted on 3/22/15 at 2:58 pm to auzach91
Small talk is actually good when you're pulled over. I always keep my A&M id next to my license in my wallet so when they ask to see it they see that I'm actually doing something with my life 
. They see a black guy driving a Lincoln and they assume I'm some drug dealer.
. They see a black guy driving a Lincoln and they assume I'm some drug dealer. 
Posted on 3/22/15 at 4:06 pm to knight_ryder
was drunk as fuyck one saturday night i mean plastered. was leaving a strip club. was doing about.. every bit of 80 lol on a regular arse street trying to get home. got pulled over. i was so drunk i didn't even bother to lie i was like dude im' drunk as frick lol. don't even waste your time with the breathalizer.
he was like why are you speeding, and i was like well i'm trying to get home becuase i play the piano at church and i have to get SOME sleep before tomorrow.. which was true. it was about 2am and i had to be at church at 10:30am. he looked at me and was like okay how far are you from home i was like about 3-4 mins. he was like okay i'll follow you home but don't speed. so lucky
he was like why are you speeding, and i was like well i'm trying to get home becuase i play the piano at church and i have to get SOME sleep before tomorrow.. which was true. it was about 2am and i had to be at church at 10:30am. he looked at me and was like okay how far are you from home i was like about 3-4 mins. he was like okay i'll follow you home but don't speed. so lucky
Posted on 3/22/15 at 4:16 pm to knight_ryder
I got pulled over by College Station once when I was 19 and FUBAR on alcohol. My buddy and I were both toasted and I knew the cop knew it from the start. After giving me back my license and insurance card through the driver's window he asked, "So is there anything in here I should know about?" Off the top of my [drunken] head I quipped, "No, sir. No guns, no drugs, no missing persons." He busted into a laugh that made him spit. I'd probably slurred the line. I don't know. I actually was about 4 minutes from my buddy's apartment and the plan really was to stay there once we got there. I told him this and he let us go.
I used the "No guns, no drugs, no missing persons" thing on 3 other cops over the next 4 years. Only one of them didn't laugh. And he made me open my trunk.
I used the "No guns, no drugs, no missing persons" thing on 3 other cops over the next 4 years. Only one of them didn't laugh. And he made me open my trunk.
Posted on 3/22/15 at 4:43 pm to derSturm37
I was at an empty boat ramp about to launch the boat and the cop drove up and told me of a cove he caught them in the day before. I got four nice fish out of that cove to start the day.
Posted on 3/22/15 at 4:53 pm to auzach91
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Told me to go to the Waffle House across the street and order a waffle and some toast and water. Gave me 6$ and said its on me have a good night.
No scattered and smothered hash browns? You aint doing it right.
Posted on 3/22/15 at 4:54 pm to Masterag
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So how did you know he was from east TX?
Posted on 3/22/15 at 5:05 pm to knight_ryder
I was driving some friends one Saturday night around 11:45. I had nothing to drink. I had a brake light out and I was speeding like 8mph over. Cop pulled me over. At first he didn't believe that I was 100% sober cause I was a college kid driving around some drunk friends. I told him I'd blow into a breathalyzer so he went back and got it and I blew 0's of course. Well, I forgot my license and I couldn't find my insurance in my glove box. He said since I was being responsible and driving sober that he wouldn't write me up for anything. He let me on my way. Great police officer.
Posted on 3/22/15 at 5:49 pm to knight_ryder
When my friend and I turned 18 we were in a park trying to smoke cigars that I brought back from a cruise. We'd never smoked a cigar and had no idea how. This cop pulls up because he got a call that kids were smoking weed in a park. He walks up, starts laughing and then tells us to come over to the squad car. He pulls out a cigar, cuts off the tip, lights it up and starts smoking. He says "that's how you smoke a cigar". Then he pulled out 2 more, cut off the tips, handed them to us and lit them up. Then we all smoked them together.
And that's the day a cop taught me how to smoke a cigar.
And that's the day a cop taught me how to smoke a cigar.
This post was edited on 3/22/15 at 5:50 pm
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