Beezow Doo-doo Zopittybop-bop-bop Arrested for Assault

Was expecting Cosby

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Knock Knock
Who's There?
Beezow
Beezow who?
Beezow Doo-doo Zopittybop-bop-bop

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Was expecting Cosby

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Was I the only one thinking David Lee Roth?

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I was amazed, hilariously entertained and bewildered that this is actually his legally given name that appears on his birth certificate. Never did check to see what his mother & father were named or if he had any brothers or sisters with similarly mundane, ordinary names.

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I have bad news for you:

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An Iowa man who had his name legally changed to Beezow Doo-doo Zopittybop-bop-bop is facing five years in prison after an arrest on drug possession charges.

Beezow, 32, was arrested on July 20 in Cedar Rapids, Iowa, when police said they observed his turquoise minivan weaving between lanes. Police also reported finding more than a half-ounce of marijuana during a search of the vehicle.

Beezow, born Jeffrey Drew Wilschke, faces a felony charge of possession of a controlled substance with intent to deliver, possession of drug paraphernalia and operation of a motor vehicle without registration.

This isn't the first time Beezow has made national news. His name became fodder for late-night jokes when he was arrested in 2012 in a Madison, Wis., park on similar drug charges.

In an interview last year, Beezow told the Wisconsin State Journal that his first name represents "the explosion of awareness of the interconnectedness of the infinite love in the universe." Doo-doo, he said, "is the struggle of our daily lives with that awareness, that with love comes chaos."

And Zopittybop-bop-bop "is the outcome of that struggle, which is often ironic, especially because all life ends in death," Beezow said.

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Beezow, born Jeffrey Drew Wilschke, faces a felony charge of possession of a controlled substance with intent to deliver, possession of drug paraphernalia and operation of a motor vehicle without registration.

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Promise there was another news network that carrried something about him a couple of yrs ago and said it was his birth name.

Should've known that was too good of a story to be true.

Though, as a nurse, I can assure you there are some equally as bizarre names that I've come across that were, indeed, given at birth. I mean some seriously fricked up names.