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re: Basic Chicks are so ticked right now

Posted on 1/7/15 at 11:57 pm to
Posted by BluegrassBelle
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Posted on 1/7/15 at 11:57 pm to
quote:

And she likes my balls


That's a good woman.

You should buy her some Lilly Pulitzer before it devalues.
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 1/8/15 at 12:00 am to
quote:


Bunch of damn old men with wrinkly balls in here.




Posted by Rebelgator
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Posted on 1/8/15 at 1:17 am to
I mean they're not wrong.

ETA: Just read through here. Holy GDI's, Batman.
This post was edited on 1/8/15 at 1:20 am
Posted by StrykerAg10
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Posted on 1/8/15 at 2:08 am to
So wait... The basics are the ones bitching, but they are calling other girls basics?
Posted by Aubie Spr96
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Posted on 1/8/15 at 6:14 am to
So..... I should feel bad about knowing a lot of this? My wife owns a clothing store in my defense.
Posted by Wtodd
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Posted on 1/8/15 at 6:17 am to
1st world chicks are menstruating problems
Posted by Mr.Sinister
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Posted on 1/8/15 at 7:25 am to
quote:

Bunch of damn old men with wrinkly balls in here.


To be fair belle, I have been dousing mah ballz in the wrinklez cream for years now and they still have the resemblance of a two balls in a wrinkled cloth bag.




Edit for comment on topic.
So what I gather is these slutty rich girls are just mad that the chubby white chicks they wouldn't let in their bordello, will now have the same style and steal all the BBC athlete guys...

Got it!
This post was edited on 1/8/15 at 7:28 am
Posted by DynastyDawg
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Posted on 1/8/15 at 7:34 am to
quote:

I mean they're not wrong.

ETA: Just read through here. Holy GDI's, Batman.



I agree with Rebelgator. The world is officially coming to an end.
Posted by cokebottleag
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Posted on 1/8/15 at 7:36 am to
My wife just explained it to me, I understand now.

She laughed because she thinks Lily Pulitzer makes ugly shite, and thinks they belong at target anyway. She's much more a Black&White store woman (the lead actress from Scandal's style).

Anything that pisses off sorority chicks sounds like a good thing in my book.
Posted by DynastyDawg
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Posted on 1/8/15 at 7:43 am to
Man.


Why y'all no like sorority girls?
Posted by cokebottleag
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Posted on 1/8/15 at 7:45 am to
I married one, actually. She's the one who convinced me of my current opinion.
Posted by DynastyDawg
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Posted on 1/8/15 at 7:48 am to


Well, to the point of the OP:

I can't say I wouldn't be pissed off in a similar situation.

What is a metaphor we can use for guys to understand?
This post was edited on 1/8/15 at 7:49 am
Posted by cokebottleag
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Posted on 1/8/15 at 7:49 am to
You bought season tickets to your favorite team when they were really good for $12,000, and find out after the first game that season tickets are now going for $1,000 dollars in the section next to yours.
Posted by Agforlife
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Posted on 1/8/15 at 7:49 am to
quote:

What is a metaphor we can use for guys to understand?



I can't think of one
Posted by UMTigerRebel
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Posted on 1/8/15 at 7:49 am to
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She laughed because she thinks Lily Pulitzer makes ugly shite

I wasn't a GDI, but it's too fussy for me, and who in the hell wants to pay $118 for this ugly sweater.

Posted by Agforlife
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Posted on 1/8/15 at 7:51 am to
quote:

who in the hell wants to pay $118



For any piece of clothing other than quality footwear
Posted by DynastyDawg
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Posted on 1/8/15 at 7:53 am to
quote:

You bought season tickets to your favorite team when they were really good for $12,000, and find out after the first game that season tickets are now going for $1,000 dollars in the section next to yours.



Yeah that might work, but to keep the standard of the OP, they would have to be like Club level, or box seats, then a bunch of raging alcoholics with camo shite on would have to infiltrate the place.
Posted by cokebottleag
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Posted on 1/8/15 at 7:54 am to
What is a GDI?
Posted by DynastyDawg
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Posted on 1/8/15 at 7:54 am to


That is fricking terrible. It looks like some shite that should be sold at Target.

So to clarify my stance here:

Agree with the principle, can't stand the current example.
Posted by DynastyDawg
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Posted on 1/8/15 at 7:55 am to
God Damn Independent
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