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re: A better Game of SEC thrones
Posted on 6/28/13 at 11:53 am to KaiserSoze99
Posted on 6/28/13 at 11:53 am to KaiserSoze99
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Walder Frey. We frick women well into our 90s
and most of them were already related to him...good for you.
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Posted on 6/28/13 at 11:56 am to piggidyphish
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and most of them were already related to him...good for you.
Just trying to fit in with Tennessee, Arkansas, and Kentucky.
Posted on 6/28/13 at 11:58 am to KaiserSoze99
You didn't include Alabama? Suck up
Posted on 6/28/13 at 12:03 pm to Supravol22
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You didn't include Alabama? Suck up
Bama is not relevant. We were talking about fricking women.
This post was edited on 6/28/13 at 12:06 pm
Posted on 6/28/13 at 12:05 pm to Patton
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That's spot on
Posted on 6/28/13 at 12:05 pm to Supravol22
Yeah what is that guys problem? I think it may be a different poster because Alabama wasn't in his vocabulary this time. 
Posted on 6/28/13 at 12:13 pm to thatdude1985
Auburn- Joffrey
ouch...
ouch...
Posted on 6/28/13 at 12:16 pm to CBandits82
I think my list is alot better:
1) Alabama- House Lannister: Bama has been a continual powerhouse within the conference and tend to constantly remind their opponents of their proud history and power. Recently usurping House Louisiana over what they felt was their rightful ruling, they also have had false bastard children that were supposedly apart of Louisiana, but it was obvious to everyone but them that they were never a part of them and merely used their Louisiana status as a launching point for a more powerful career. They have also been known to frick their own brothers and sisters and they put their name to a much higher than than sane level than the most the other houses, going to massive lengths to maintain it. They tend to take loses far more poorly than any other house and constantly beat their significant others as retribution when they lose in battle. They also worship the supposed founder of their house, Bear the Clever, far more than any other university.
2) Auburn- House Tully: Like the Tullys, Auburn has never really ruled their lands as kings, and have been constantly and usually pretty easily had their legacies overtaken by their neighbors. The Tullys also tend to have Auburn hair which makes it all the more appropriate
3) Arkansas- House Greyjoy: Arkansas fans completely live in the past and what could have been. Once kings of the Drowned Conference, they have yet to move on beyond this mentally, despite the fact that the vast majority of the fanbase was not alive to see this. They constantly try to declare themselves kings and claim that they are better than they really are. While they are successful at raids of some of the other houses, the big houses will come in pretty quickly and make them shut their trap pretty instantly. They also hold a grudge past the point of sanity, even if they themselves are responsible for starting and ending the grudge. Sure they may take a house occasionally, but they soon come to realize that they're fricked before their glory even started. Definitively live by the quote "What is Dead May Never Die".
4) Florida- The Dothraki: Florida is a fearsome force when they come together. They are feared just about every year, but the fact of the matter is if they don't have good leadership or chemistry, then they aren't as much of a threat. If they truly come together, then they may become the most feared force in all the conference. They also tend to partake in many weird fashion choices than pretty much any other fanbase.
5) Georgia- House Stark: A very much respected and old house, House Georgia you come to respect simply from reputation. The blood of the very first men in this country flow through this university. Their leader is a very much respected man and seen largely as honorable, despite maybe a few obvious flaws. Recently this university has been in a world of shite and nothing has really been going their way, despite the fact it should, due to their university's age, reputation, and vast amount of land and influence. It does seem to be just a matter of time before they rise once more.
6) Kentucky- The Night's Watch: Kentucky leads us gloriously in basketball and doesn't partake prominently in many football battles. They make our conference proud with their service and records, but while they're respected, no one really truly gives a shite about what they're doing. The wars here are in football, not basketball. Granted they valiently fight our basketball brothers to the north, but who cares with the excitement and true stakes that football provides?
7) LSU- House Baratheon: LSU is barely a decade old into true success, and they now look at themselves now as the true power within the conference. They are renowned for their ferocity in battle and swift deaths to many of their foes. However this is the house of incredible affliction and betrayal. The true king they thought they were serving turned out to be the inbred child of House Bama, and try tend to turn on their leaders and demanding their head on a stake with any given mood swing. They are quick to temper and renowned for drinking and enjoying throwing piss bombs at others. Their fortress at Valley's Death is renowned for being particularly impenetrable, and their rivalry with House Bama is recent but has become the rivalry ripping the conference apart.
8) Mississippi State- House Bolton: This university has little respect, history, or well liked. They claim themselves as ruling the State, when their true big brothers are just down for a while, but they will be back with a vengeance to put this fanbase back in its rightful place. They are quick to troll others and boast of their unachieved greatness, but they are absolutely no match for any of the other great houses. They are also severely fond of flaying their enemies all over their territory whenever they have the opportunity.
9) Missouri- The Wildlings: Seriously, who the frick do you think you are? You come down over the Mason-Dixie Wall and demand we accept you? I don't know shite about you, and I have no desire to find out. That wall was built for a reason, and it was to keep you northern bastards out!
10) Ole Miss- House Tyrell: God damn is Ole Miss filled with beautiful and rich people. Yes they tend to think themselves better than other houses and constantly show their beauty and wealth to all. They are enamored with tradition and take take their culture extremely seriously. Granted though, despite seeing themselves as incredibly rich and powerful, they've been at the losing end of things more times than they care to admit. Way more really. But they do win battles they arent supposed to, even if they almost always lose the war. Ole Miss fans love festivities and themselves, and they tend to get the most flamboyant and ridiculous uniforms out of all the other houses. This makes them the butt of the joke of many houses, but they still will let their charm and wit get the better of you.
11) South Carolina- House Frey: A house with no respect, but is regardless a house not to be underestimated. Ruled by the Late Walder Spurrier, he's old, ruthless, proud, and simply refuses to leave or die. House Carolina usually sits out wars until the end and see if they themselves can manage to get a bigger slice and win the war for themselves.
12) Tennessee- House Targaryen: Once this house was a ruler of the conference and a house to be greatly feared. They made all the other houses take the knee, and were able to destroy anyone in their path. Not anymore though. After generations of inbreeding, the Mad King Kiffin came forth and proposed many insane things, and that made the other houses rebel against him, leading to this house's demise. They are a mere joke and a shell of what they once were. Yet hope does remain. It will be a while before they amass an army to retake the conference. Sure the other houses continue to laugh at them, but you would be a fool to underestimate them.
13) Texas A&M- House Martell: The most isolated and ignored of the conference, they were also among the last of the great houses to join it. Rumors of some of their sexuality are dubious and ill defined for the other Houses. They are based in the plains and basic desert and it is best that no one pay much heed to them since they're not a threat to anyone. Hopefully they won't take advantage of being completely ignored by the other Houses.
14) Vanderbilt- House Arryn: House Vanderbelt has long stopped really giving a shite about the war. They see themselves as impregnable through their education. They tend to harbor people who are cunning . However they tend to completely avoid the main conflict of the other houses at all cost.
1) Alabama- House Lannister: Bama has been a continual powerhouse within the conference and tend to constantly remind their opponents of their proud history and power. Recently usurping House Louisiana over what they felt was their rightful ruling, they also have had false bastard children that were supposedly apart of Louisiana, but it was obvious to everyone but them that they were never a part of them and merely used their Louisiana status as a launching point for a more powerful career. They have also been known to frick their own brothers and sisters and they put their name to a much higher than than sane level than the most the other houses, going to massive lengths to maintain it. They tend to take loses far more poorly than any other house and constantly beat their significant others as retribution when they lose in battle. They also worship the supposed founder of their house, Bear the Clever, far more than any other university.
2) Auburn- House Tully: Like the Tullys, Auburn has never really ruled their lands as kings, and have been constantly and usually pretty easily had their legacies overtaken by their neighbors. The Tullys also tend to have Auburn hair which makes it all the more appropriate
3) Arkansas- House Greyjoy: Arkansas fans completely live in the past and what could have been. Once kings of the Drowned Conference, they have yet to move on beyond this mentally, despite the fact that the vast majority of the fanbase was not alive to see this. They constantly try to declare themselves kings and claim that they are better than they really are. While they are successful at raids of some of the other houses, the big houses will come in pretty quickly and make them shut their trap pretty instantly. They also hold a grudge past the point of sanity, even if they themselves are responsible for starting and ending the grudge. Sure they may take a house occasionally, but they soon come to realize that they're fricked before their glory even started. Definitively live by the quote "What is Dead May Never Die".
4) Florida- The Dothraki: Florida is a fearsome force when they come together. They are feared just about every year, but the fact of the matter is if they don't have good leadership or chemistry, then they aren't as much of a threat. If they truly come together, then they may become the most feared force in all the conference. They also tend to partake in many weird fashion choices than pretty much any other fanbase.
5) Georgia- House Stark: A very much respected and old house, House Georgia you come to respect simply from reputation. The blood of the very first men in this country flow through this university. Their leader is a very much respected man and seen largely as honorable, despite maybe a few obvious flaws. Recently this university has been in a world of shite and nothing has really been going their way, despite the fact it should, due to their university's age, reputation, and vast amount of land and influence. It does seem to be just a matter of time before they rise once more.
6) Kentucky- The Night's Watch: Kentucky leads us gloriously in basketball and doesn't partake prominently in many football battles. They make our conference proud with their service and records, but while they're respected, no one really truly gives a shite about what they're doing. The wars here are in football, not basketball. Granted they valiently fight our basketball brothers to the north, but who cares with the excitement and true stakes that football provides?
7) LSU- House Baratheon: LSU is barely a decade old into true success, and they now look at themselves now as the true power within the conference. They are renowned for their ferocity in battle and swift deaths to many of their foes. However this is the house of incredible affliction and betrayal. The true king they thought they were serving turned out to be the inbred child of House Bama, and try tend to turn on their leaders and demanding their head on a stake with any given mood swing. They are quick to temper and renowned for drinking and enjoying throwing piss bombs at others. Their fortress at Valley's Death is renowned for being particularly impenetrable, and their rivalry with House Bama is recent but has become the rivalry ripping the conference apart.
8) Mississippi State- House Bolton: This university has little respect, history, or well liked. They claim themselves as ruling the State, when their true big brothers are just down for a while, but they will be back with a vengeance to put this fanbase back in its rightful place. They are quick to troll others and boast of their unachieved greatness, but they are absolutely no match for any of the other great houses. They are also severely fond of flaying their enemies all over their territory whenever they have the opportunity.
9) Missouri- The Wildlings: Seriously, who the frick do you think you are? You come down over the Mason-Dixie Wall and demand we accept you? I don't know shite about you, and I have no desire to find out. That wall was built for a reason, and it was to keep you northern bastards out!
10) Ole Miss- House Tyrell: God damn is Ole Miss filled with beautiful and rich people. Yes they tend to think themselves better than other houses and constantly show their beauty and wealth to all. They are enamored with tradition and take take their culture extremely seriously. Granted though, despite seeing themselves as incredibly rich and powerful, they've been at the losing end of things more times than they care to admit. Way more really. But they do win battles they arent supposed to, even if they almost always lose the war. Ole Miss fans love festivities and themselves, and they tend to get the most flamboyant and ridiculous uniforms out of all the other houses. This makes them the butt of the joke of many houses, but they still will let their charm and wit get the better of you.
11) South Carolina- House Frey: A house with no respect, but is regardless a house not to be underestimated. Ruled by the Late Walder Spurrier, he's old, ruthless, proud, and simply refuses to leave or die. House Carolina usually sits out wars until the end and see if they themselves can manage to get a bigger slice and win the war for themselves.
12) Tennessee- House Targaryen: Once this house was a ruler of the conference and a house to be greatly feared. They made all the other houses take the knee, and were able to destroy anyone in their path. Not anymore though. After generations of inbreeding, the Mad King Kiffin came forth and proposed many insane things, and that made the other houses rebel against him, leading to this house's demise. They are a mere joke and a shell of what they once were. Yet hope does remain. It will be a while before they amass an army to retake the conference. Sure the other houses continue to laugh at them, but you would be a fool to underestimate them.
13) Texas A&M- House Martell: The most isolated and ignored of the conference, they were also among the last of the great houses to join it. Rumors of some of their sexuality are dubious and ill defined for the other Houses. They are based in the plains and basic desert and it is best that no one pay much heed to them since they're not a threat to anyone. Hopefully they won't take advantage of being completely ignored by the other Houses.
14) Vanderbilt- House Arryn: House Vanderbelt has long stopped really giving a shite about the war. They see themselves as impregnable through their education. They tend to harbor people who are cunning . However they tend to completely avoid the main conflict of the other houses at all cost.
Posted on 6/28/13 at 12:17 pm to CBandits82
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Auburn- Joffrey ouch...
as tom petty said...it's good to be king...if just for a while.
and god damn i hate the offseason.
This post was edited on 6/28/13 at 12:17 pm
Posted on 6/28/13 at 12:19 pm to thatdude1985
also this was almost spot on. Really well done.
Posted on 6/28/13 at 12:21 pm to CBandits82
THE KING IN THE NORTH!!!
Posted on 6/28/13 at 12:22 pm to CBandits82
Indeed.
Posted on 6/28/13 at 1:30 pm to thatdude1985
That was pretty spot on. Thanks for sharing.
Posted on 6/28/13 at 1:54 pm to Porter Osborne Jr
no prob...I thought it was pretty good myself, so I thought I'd share with you kind folks.
This post was edited on 6/28/13 at 2:02 pm
Posted on 6/28/13 at 2:28 pm to OMLandshark
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This post was edited on 9/22/13 at 5:20 pm
Posted on 6/28/13 at 2:29 pm to thatdude1985
Thanks for sharing. I thought it was pretty good. 
Posted on 6/28/13 at 2:30 pm to America1776
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Read a book, moron.
I read the books. I just want to be slightly considerate to non-readers instead of being a fricking douche about spoiling everything, you stupid a-hole.
Posted on 6/28/13 at 2:33 pm to OMLandshark
I can tell by your diverse word choice that you're a reader of fine literature. If people don't want things spoiled for them, they should read the books.
Posted on 6/28/13 at 2:35 pm to America1776
shite didnt even think about spoiling, changed a little. Dont see how it could frick it up for anyone, but guess we are all being considerate right?
This post was edited on 6/28/13 at 2:38 pm
Posted on 6/28/13 at 2:36 pm to America1776
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I can tell by your diverse word choice that you're a reader of fine literature. If people don't want things spoiled for them, they should read the books.
Yeah, you sound like a grade-A twat. If someone doesn't do what I do, frick em and let me ruin it for them. What if some guy is reading the books right now and they're wrapping things up, and some douchebag just spoils it for them? So get of your high horse, you pompous prick.
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