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Posted on 4/15/14 at 11:15 pm to Remote Controlled
Posted on 4/15/14 at 11:15 pm to Remote Controlled
Lol we had this party when i was in high school down this ol logging road.
Cops got called we all ran in the woods, cop tried to drive up there and busted his oil pan out.
We watched it get towed out from the woods.
Cops got called we all ran in the woods, cop tried to drive up there and busted his oil pan out.
We watched it get towed out from the woods.
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Posted on 4/15/14 at 11:21 pm to Remote Controlled
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Posted on 4/15/14 at 11:25 pm to mizzoukills
shite dude thats was every night back in the day, roadtripped every night.
Robbing county road signs, tearing up ditches and fields with our trucks. Damn life was fun growingup, it sucks now.
Robbing county road signs, tearing up ditches and fields with our trucks. Damn life was fun growingup, it sucks now.
Posted on 4/15/14 at 11:27 pm to wstorie44
shite we had one of the old school walmarts not the supercenters till i was aboit 15. We had a ben franklin five n dime my momma went to alot.
Posted on 4/15/14 at 11:28 pm to wstorie44
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Posted on 4/15/14 at 11:30 pm to mizzoukills
Yeah the road signs, we didnt have big roads signs down here on the back roads man, frick no we stole a shite load of em man had the back of ramcharger full.
Im no rook man
Im no rook man
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Posted on 4/15/14 at 11:30 pm to mizzoukills
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We went bridge jumping for fun. Midnight liquor blasted bridge jumping into dark and completely unfamiliar rivers below.
Explains a lot
Posted on 4/15/14 at 11:32 pm to mizzoukills
All parties were on a dirt road.
Not at a house.
If someone told you the road was poppin', you depart from your mindless laps around town to go to said party.
If there was no party everyone met up at the car wash, to talk about last weekend, the race at the quarter mile, or just to listen to music.
There were no curfews cause your parents knew there really wasn't any real trouble for you to get into, but if you got fricked up on Boy Scout Road you'd drive to your buddies house and call your parents and say you were staying at his house.
Then drive back out to Boy Scout Road and wait for the County Mounties to break things up.
No one ever got arrested, no one ever got stabbed.
Ahhh, the good old days in Missouri.
Not at a house.
If someone told you the road was poppin', you depart from your mindless laps around town to go to said party.
If there was no party everyone met up at the car wash, to talk about last weekend, the race at the quarter mile, or just to listen to music.
There were no curfews cause your parents knew there really wasn't any real trouble for you to get into, but if you got fricked up on Boy Scout Road you'd drive to your buddies house and call your parents and say you were staying at his house.
Then drive back out to Boy Scout Road and wait for the County Mounties to break things up.
No one ever got arrested, no one ever got stabbed.
Ahhh, the good old days in Missouri.
Posted on 4/15/14 at 11:32 pm to wstorie44
I see what you're doing and we didn't either, but I guaran damn tee you that no matter where you are in the country, if you come upon railroad tracks there will be a railroad sign. And you know it.
Posted on 4/15/14 at 11:34 pm to Remote Controlled
Did we grow up together?
Posted on 4/15/14 at 11:35 pm to mizzoukills
Dude there one set of tracks around Farmington and them bitches got taken by people every time they put em up. What im trying to do, what tell my high school days.
Posted on 4/15/14 at 11:35 pm to mizzoukills
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Did we grow up together?
It's Missouri dude.
Those nights, on those dirt roads.
Movies could be made about that shite.
Posted on 4/15/14 at 11:37 pm to mizzoukills
Ours was "bonfire at ____ farm" or "party at Route J boat ramp" which always meant fine bizatches drinking and skinny dipping.
Ahhhh...to be young and stupid.
Ahhhh...to be young and stupid.
Posted on 4/15/14 at 11:38 pm to Remote Controlled
What kind of vehical you had man, I had a 85 dodge ramchager with 40 inch groundhawgs. frickn exwife made me sell it 
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Posted on 4/15/14 at 11:40 pm to mizzoukills
Where I'm from, you partied at Boy Scout, but took your girl to 302.
Road 302, aka Lovers Lane. Overlooking absolutely nothing.
I wouldn't trade anything for those days, I'm so happy I got to grow up that way.
Road 302, aka Lovers Lane. Overlooking absolutely nothing.
I wouldn't trade anything for those days, I'm so happy I got to grow up that way.
Posted on 4/15/14 at 11:41 pm to Remote Controlled
That's why I've been writing about my experiences in Missouri.
When I talk about the nightmare stories, I'm talking about several country murders, suicides, high school drunk driving accidents, and just sheer scary moments that myself everyone I knew were unfortunate to experience in our dark corner of the state.
Multiple murders, strange suicides, and a sadly insane amount of drunk driving deaths per capita in the county I grew up in.
Crazy shite.
When I talk about the nightmare stories, I'm talking about several country murders, suicides, high school drunk driving accidents, and just sheer scary moments that myself everyone I knew were unfortunate to experience in our dark corner of the state.
Multiple murders, strange suicides, and a sadly insane amount of drunk driving deaths per capita in the county I grew up in.
Crazy shite.
Posted on 4/15/14 at 11:44 pm to Remote Controlled
We had two roads we partied on Bloom road had a creek n a bridge, or Brown road was a ol loggn road but it wasa deadend . Good times 
Posted on 4/15/14 at 11:45 pm to mizzoukills
Trust me, we had that in Hermann too, thankfully they were usually drunk tourists.
Sounds bad, but when the sirens went off, it was always scary.
Somehow, we would wreck our cars and survive.
I have no idea how I made it here, without being dead or I. Jail to be honest.
Not that we were "bad guys", but if you did here, what we did there, you'd be caught and arrested.
We never got caught.
Sounds bad, but when the sirens went off, it was always scary.
Somehow, we would wreck our cars and survive.
I have no idea how I made it here, without being dead or I. Jail to be honest.
Not that we were "bad guys", but if you did here, what we did there, you'd be caught and arrested.
We never got caught.
Posted on 4/15/14 at 11:48 pm to mizzoukills
But those country experiences shaped who I am now and why I can live damn near anywhere and immediately identify with anyone...it's because no one's story surprises me.
I've live in North Carolina and San Diego since I was 21. Those people have literally no clue what is in Missouri or why anyone would live here. They would say extremely uneducated shite like "are there trees in Missouri?" and "what's it like to live in a flat state with no oceans, trees, or hills?"
These were "educated" people asking completely clueless question about one of the largest and most historical states in the country. No clue.
But, I immediately had them figured out the moment I met them because my family spent a lot of time traveling the entire country when I was growing up.
In a lot of ways, we are far more worldly than a large portion of people who live on the coasts. It's laughable, yet rather sad.
I've live in North Carolina and San Diego since I was 21. Those people have literally no clue what is in Missouri or why anyone would live here. They would say extremely uneducated shite like "are there trees in Missouri?" and "what's it like to live in a flat state with no oceans, trees, or hills?"
These were "educated" people asking completely clueless question about one of the largest and most historical states in the country. No clue.
But, I immediately had them figured out the moment I met them because my family spent a lot of time traveling the entire country when I was growing up.
In a lot of ways, we are far more worldly than a large portion of people who live on the coasts. It's laughable, yet rather sad.
Posted on 4/15/14 at 11:52 pm to mizzoukills
frick go down to Louisiana, them lil towns down there are as backwoods as ya can get.
Went down after Katerina workn for Fema doing temp roofs and got a fn gun pulledon my arse for doing my job. Never did figure out what coonass was either lol.
Went down after Katerina workn for Fema doing temp roofs and got a fn gun pulledon my arse for doing my job. Never did figure out what coonass was either lol.
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