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Posted on 8/20/14 at 10:48 am
Posted on 8/20/14 at 10:48 am
Dear Southern,
I'm sorry, but I hate you. I hope Chris Jones has butthole stuck on his cleats. I hope we print shirts. I hope your Offense doesn't know how to tackle, spoiling pick 6s. I hope I get drunk. You are a facade of a D1 football team. A sewn shut vagina on one of Allyn's women. You are the reason half of Mississippi choses to be LSU fans. You blow deep fried donkey dicks soaked in kerosene. You are to football what premature ejaculation is to sex. Your quarterback is skinnyfat.
I pray for an injury free game.
H.H.
I'm sorry, but I hate you. I hope Chris Jones has butthole stuck on his cleats. I hope we print shirts. I hope your Offense doesn't know how to tackle, spoiling pick 6s. I hope I get drunk. You are a facade of a D1 football team. A sewn shut vagina on one of Allyn's women. You are the reason half of Mississippi choses to be LSU fans. You blow deep fried donkey dicks soaked in kerosene. You are to football what premature ejaculation is to sex. Your quarterback is skinnyfat.
I pray for an injury free game.
H.H.
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Posted on 8/20/14 at 10:50 am to Hardy_Har
Posted on 8/20/14 at 10:52 am to DynastyDawg
It's early, but I wanted to get this started before the heavy lurking starts.
I'd like to pass the proverbial plate and have a place for us all to leave shitty SMTTT comments.
Feel free to add.
I'd like to pass the proverbial plate and have a place for us all to leave shitty SMTTT comments.
Feel free to add.
This post was edited on 8/20/14 at 10:56 am
Posted on 8/20/14 at 11:05 am to Hardy_Har
There are "To The Toilet" stickers being printed as we speak. This is one of the easiest programs to hate. Really wish the alumni association would give the ultimate frick you and just print stickers for our second home game instead of "beat southern".
Posted on 8/20/14 at 1:17 pm to Hardy_Har
Who is Southern Miss? Is that the U of M medical school?
Posted on 8/20/14 at 2:13 pm to sharpSee
Posted on 8/20/14 at 3:23 pm to skirpnasty
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This is one of the easiest programs to hate.
I don't get the hate. Decent town and decent people. No threat. I guess i hang out with their decent fans. Screw any of them that think they have a shot in this bloodbath of a football game.
This post was edited on 8/20/14 at 3:24 pm
Posted on 8/20/14 at 3:45 pm to Tds & Beer
quote:
Decent town
no
quote:
decent people.
no
The Pine Belt is the worst place on Earth.
Posted on 8/20/14 at 3:59 pm to Tds & Beer
i don't hate them, but alot of them were dumbasses in 2011, talking about how they deserved to be in a BCS game and whatnot.
Posted on 8/20/14 at 5:43 pm to Hardy_Har
SMDSM
Posted on 8/20/14 at 6:58 pm to Henry Jones Jr
Why the hate?
Posted on 8/20/14 at 7:06 pm to Henry Jones Jr
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The Pine Belt is the worst place on Earth
Says the guy from the delta.
Posted on 8/20/14 at 9:39 pm to pivey14
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SMDSM
This is the spirit I'm looking for.
Posted on 8/21/14 at 8:14 am to Requiem For A Dawg
quote:
The Pine Belt is the worst place on Earth
quote:
Says the guy from the delta
Posted on 8/21/14 at 8:26 am to Hardy_Har
I don't really have any hatred towards them. I have never even met an USM fan that cares about sports really.
Posted on 8/21/14 at 10:40 am to Eric Nies Grind Time
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I don't really have any hatred towards them. I have never even met an USM fan that cares about sports really.
I like Hattiesburg and USM's fans aren't bad.
All my friends that went there usually would go to a bar and watch SEC football rather than go to the USM game.
Posted on 8/21/14 at 11:15 am to Eric Nies Grind Time
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I don't really have any hatred towards them. I have never even met an USM fan that cares about sports really.
Half of my big fantasy league is southern fans. They have already conceded.
Posted on 8/21/14 at 11:46 am to Tds & Beer
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Decent town
Not even close
Posted on 8/21/14 at 12:51 pm to cave canem
As far as Mississippi towns are concerned, it's one of the best in the state.
Posted on 8/21/14 at 12:54 pm to Requiem For A Dawg
Yeah I would prefer living in Hattiesburg over Starkville and Oxford. (Just taking into account the city, not the college obviously)
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