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re: Request access to Arkansas Board, please..............

Posted on 6/14/14 at 9:17 pm to
Posted by Jefferson Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
31968 posts
Posted on 6/14/14 at 9:17 pm to
Dear Arkansas Board,

Have I mentioned that I lost my virginity to a gal from Arkansas?…..and that once, on a trip to Graceland, I took a wrong turn in Memphis and crossed a bridge over into Arkansas and did a U-turn to get back? And that, during both events, I was probably only inside Arkansas for 45 seconds. Tops.


Carpe Diem. October 18, 2014 nears. Let’s do this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by gatorhata9
Dallas, TX
Member since Dec 2010
26175 posts
Posted on 6/15/14 at 8:53 am to
Let him have access. It'll keep him away from our board....at least a little
Posted by Jefferson Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
31968 posts
Posted on 6/15/14 at 10:39 am to
Dear Arkansas Board,

Just ignore this gatorhater9 eunoch. He runs an e-gang over on the Georgia board called the Chowderpop Guild and thinks he’s some kind of badass or something. I’ve refused to get a lobotomy and conform to their cartoon Guild Principles, and so now I’m under constant harassment from this goon……

It’s a long story, but the shite is hilarious. Maybe I can tell you about it on the Arkansas board some day………..
Posted by gatorhata9
Dallas, TX
Member since Dec 2010
26175 posts
Posted on 6/15/14 at 11:11 am to
I just supported your access to the Arky board and this is what you come back with? So much for being grateful that I am trying to help you in your quest to dwell amongst the flagshippers
Posted by Jefferson Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
31968 posts
Posted on 6/15/14 at 3:14 pm to
Beat it, dork.


Posted by gatorhata9
Dallas, TX
Member since Dec 2010
26175 posts
Posted on 6/15/14 at 3:38 pm to
:(
Posted by semotruman
Member since Nov 2011
23179 posts
Posted on 6/15/14 at 5:25 pm to
quote:

Have I mentioned that I lost my virginity to a gal from Arkansas?

quote:

during both events, I was probably only inside ... for 45 seconds. Tops.

I'm sure the gal from Arkansas was thrilled.
This post was edited on 6/15/14 at 5:27 pm
Posted by Jefferson Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
31968 posts
Posted on 6/15/14 at 6:55 pm to
quote:

I'm sure the gal from Arkansas was thrilled.

Well, what can i say?....

We got better at it though. Very patient gals in Arkansas...
Posted by SLC
Hiwasse, AR
Member since Oct 2007
15522 posts
Posted on 6/16/14 at 7:05 am to
Give me 3 reasons. How much will you post on our board?

TIA.
Posted by au21tigers
Thursday
Member since Nov 2009
12548 posts
Posted on 6/16/14 at 10:57 am to
Support
Posted by 870Hog
99999 posts
Member since Jul 2011
16189 posts
Posted on 6/16/14 at 2:55 pm to
Dunt do it slc!
Posted by hawgfaninc
https://youtu.be/torc9P4-k5A
Member since Nov 2011
46484 posts
Posted on 6/16/14 at 3:18 pm to
quote:

Give me 3 reasons.

only reason you need is there is a majority vote to allow him access on the Arkansas board right now

the people have spoken and taken the matter out of the admins hands
Posted by hawgfaninc
https://youtu.be/torc9P4-k5A
Member since Nov 2011
46484 posts
Posted on 6/16/14 at 3:24 pm to
quote:

Dunt do it slc!

why you say this?
Posted by SLC
Hiwasse, AR
Member since Oct 2007
15522 posts
Posted on 6/17/14 at 6:27 am to
quote:

Jefferson Dawg


Welcome to the board.
Posted by hawgfaninc
https://youtu.be/torc9P4-k5A
Member since Nov 2011
46484 posts
Posted on 6/17/14 at 11:45 am to
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