re: Gamecock Football 2023 Season Thread

I'm having too much fun with this. Cranked these out over my lunch break. I think I'm going to start a weekly thread....

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I look forward to your work over the next few weeks

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Oh its not MY work, it's Bing's AI. I just try to come up with the most ridiculous scene I can without hitting their "lame" filters. (the anti-bulling one is killing me...)

This team is about to finish 3-9 or 4-8..

If Vandy wants to break the streak, this year is as good as any. Could actually see the 'Dores winning.

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Dick Rod - it'll be personal for him to beat Carolina/Ray Tanner - and then he'll run his mouth again about turning our job down in 2015 - even though he was never offered -

amazing the career that prick has accumulated sucking off the Bowden family teet his whole life -

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firstly, we arent losing that game.

secondly, I didnt realize he had Clemson connections. i do know his West Virginia teams were fun to watch. But that was Pat White doing fun things. I didnt expect him to flame out like he did

https://www.secsports.com/video/38789325/gamecocks-beamer-shares-respect-jaguars-rodriguez

SECSports.com - troll or just poor work?

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GAMECOCKS' BEAMER SHARES RESPECT FOR JAGUARS, RODRIGUEZ

SHANE BEAMER PRAISES JACKSONVILLE STATE, EXPLAINS HIS INTERTWINED PATH WITH RICH RODRIGUEZ AND CALLS ON SOUTH CAROLINA FANS FOR THE UPCOMING STRETCH OF HOME GAMES.

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...so much for the first-ever football game between the only two Gamecocks in college sports -

folks in Mobile AL probably confused too -

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who cares what these guys say after wins/losses. They know their team better than we do. We have made fun of Dabo in prior years for the stupid shite he says, yet he has more NC than the ole ball coach.

Shawn Elliot was fired up in his loss yesterday, and that guy lost to the citadel here.

at the end of the day, a win is a win. I will gladly take it.

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Tommy Suggs get excited about the team. He truly loves gamecock Football and doesn't gaf about promoting it. Ive listened to him almost my whole life (since I can remember in the early 1970's). It will be a sad day when he retires l.

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so yesterday was my first time in a car listening to Todd Ellis, and both him and Tommy I thought were horrendous. Todd obviously is far worse but Tommy seemed to stumble over his words. Its frustrating when you can't visualize what is going on because they would rather hoo and haw than tell you the play. When I hear a todd ellis call and I can see the play its not so awful, but otherwise it was bad.

LETS GOOOOO


The clemson game for bowl eligibility!. LETS go win that game.


I get we sucked to start the season, and that is something that Shane has to figure out in year 4, and definitely year 5 but hot damn what a finish to this year.

I will say, it is frustrating that fans still seem to quit on this team in the game threads at the first sign of adversity. We post more when things go bad. I get it, parts of this team still suck...but we are stringing wins together and can still make a bowl game. 7 wins is still on the table

Debo Williams is 1st in the SEC solo tackles with 58 - he's 3rd in total tackles at 102 -

both of Mississippi State's LBs are top two total with 117 & 116 - each LB's solo tackles far below Debo at 45 & 38 -

as ineffective as White's group has been overall this season - Debo has performed at a high level - he should land on 1st team all-SEC if the folks in B'ham aren't too bothered to not give it to a Bama or UGa player -