Did We Get All Of Our Demands Met For The Game To Be Moved to Baton Rouge?

(satire thread)

Here are some of the accommodations our hosts are making:
- We get the profits from ticket sales and concessions.
- We will be given the key to the stadium by their students (it's a physical key, but I don't think it actually unlocks anything...maybe some bike locks.)
- LSU is sending their charter plane to pick up our players. (that's actually a super classy move.)
- The LSU Band will play our alma mater and fight song.
- They will play Sandstorm after our TD's, if applicable.
- There will be a free tailgate outside the stadium giving out free food to Gamecock fans.
- Ability to wear our jersey choice (they are wearing purple at home for the 1st time in 20 years.)

However, is that all of the demands? What about:
- Use of their Home Locker Room
- Use of the Home Sideline.
- Painting the field garnet and black in the endzones (they said they couldn't b/c of a home game the following week.)
- Paint the Block C at center field.
- Letting us borrow Fornette for 1 Half
- Their fans not cheering when we are on offense
- Monitors in the concession stands to make sure we aren't giving away too many free corndogs and hurting profits.
- To not read our signals like mizzou did last week.
- Only Carolina fans can sit on the lower level between the 20's.

What else am I missing?