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Three UPS guys deliver a large package to Clemson Coach Dabo Swinney's house. Dabo isn't home but his Mom answers the door. She guides the 3 UPS men carrying the package to the master bathroom and requests that they help her take the package out and put it up on the wall.
The UPS men oblige and see that the item is a large portrait of Steve Spurrier. The men ask, "Mrs. Swinney, where do you want us to hang this painting?"
Mrs Swinney replies, "please hang it across from the toilet."
The men do as she requests.
As the men are walking out of the house, one of the man bewilderedly turns to Mrs. Swinney and inquires, "Mrs Swinney, I don't mean to overstep here, but why did we just hang a picture of Spurrier in Dabo's bathroom?"
Mrs Swinney says, "Well, Dabo suffers from severe constipation, and we found that nothing makes himself crap faster than seeing Steve Spurrier up close."
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This post was edited on 11/13 at 2:27 pm