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re: Brad Scott invited to be recognized at Missouri game
Posted on 9/25/14 at 9:30 am to scrooster
Posted on 9/25/14 at 9:30 am to scrooster
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I offered this young good guy who is exactly her age a bunch of money to woo her and marry her ... explained how her trust fund works after marriage and everything.
He met her ... raved about how beautiful she is
Is this the line for sign-ups? Am I in the right place?
I can help you. Similar age, similar education level, and I promise to keep you supplied with bourbon and fried chicken well into your senility. I may not be able to get her to move back to SC, but I can damn sure get her closer than SF.
EDIT: Also, I am employed.
This post was edited on 9/25/14 at 10:09 am
Posted on 9/25/14 at 11:00 am to WheelRoute
quote:
Is this the line for sign-ups? Am I in the right place?
I can help you. Similar age, similar education level, and I promise to keep you supplied with bourbon and fried chicken well into your senility. I may not be able to get her to move back to SC, but I can damn sure get her closer than SF.
EDIT: Also, I am employed.
SCRooster is on vacation, but I think I can help proxy this in his absence.
Being employed is a big +.
As well as an ample supply of bourbon and fried chicken.
However, there are some more questions and concerns:
1. You said you may not be able to get her to move back to SC, but how close could you get her to move back?
2. Follow up to above question, which northern cities are acceptable for you and her to move to?
3. What will you be doing in your career 5 years from now?
4. What is your ultimate end goal in your career?
5. Describe a time when developed a strategy to achieve a goal for your business.
6. Is global warming real, why/why not?
7. When you are looking for news from a media source which source(s) do you use?
8. You are shrunk down to the size of a quarter, and put into a blender that will be turned on in 60 seconds, what do you do?
9. What Top 3 things create a happy marriage/relatinship?
10. If you were shot, the last place you would like to be shot is...?
11. A woman's place is in the....?
12. You have $20,000 in cash in your wallet right now, what do you do with it?
13. What is the thing you like least about children?
14, You're stranded on a desert island, you can have 3 things with you besides the clothes on your back, and you can't have a boat. What are those 3 things?
Word Association (write the first word that comes into your head after reading the words below 1 at a time.)
Game
Funny
Peaceful
Money
Country
God
Success
Pain
Carolina
Defeat
clemson
Pre-Marital Sex
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