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Beezow Doo-doo Zopittybop-bop-bop Arrested for Assault

Posted on 2/3/16 at 10:12 am
Posted by NYCAuburn
TD Platinum Membership/SECr Sheriff
Member since Feb 2011
57003 posts
Posted on 2/3/16 at 10:12 am


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The Olympian reported Zopittybop-bop-bop was seen tearing down flyers at the college. An officer chased him and took him down to the ground. During the struggle, he allegedly grabbed the officer’s gun and then bit the officer’s ring finger several times. He also tried to stab the officer with an ink pen.

Records from the Thurston County Sheriff's Office showed authorities charged Zopittybop-bop-bop with one count each of first-degree assault, third-degree assault, third-degree malicious mischief and malicious harassment.
Posted by Russvegas Dan
Member since Nov 2012
1187 posts
Posted on 2/3/16 at 10:32 am to
Was expecting Cosby
Posted by rockiee
Sugar Land, TX
Member since Jan 2015
28540 posts
Posted on 2/3/16 at 10:43 am to
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Beezow
Beezow who?
Beezow Doo-doo Zopittybop-bop-bop
Posted by NYCAuburn
TD Platinum Membership/SECr Sheriff
Member since Feb 2011
57003 posts
Posted on 2/3/16 at 10:46 am to
quote:

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Beezow
Beezow who?
Beezow Doo-doo Zopittybop-bop-bop

Posted by Chuck Barris
Member since Apr 2013
2406 posts
Posted on 2/3/16 at 4:56 pm to
quote:

Was expecting Cosby
Was I the only one thinking David Lee Roth?
Posted by Carolina_Girl
South Cackalacky
Member since Apr 2012
23973 posts
Posted on 2/4/16 at 2:17 am to
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Was I the only one thinking David Lee Roth?


I first heard about Mr. Zopittybop-bop-bop a couple of yrs ago and I was amazed, hilariously entertained and bewildered that this is actually his legally given name that appears on his birth certificate. Never did check to see what his mother & father were named or if he had any brothers or sisters with similarly mundane, ordinary names.
Posted by mre
Birmingham
Member since Feb 2009
3098 posts
Posted on 2/4/16 at 9:56 am to
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I was amazed, hilariously entertained and bewildered that this is actually his legally given name that appears on his birth certificate. Never did check to see what his mother & father were named or if he had any brothers or sisters with similarly mundane, ordinary names.

I have bad news for you:

LINK

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An Iowa man who had his name legally changed to Beezow Doo-doo Zopittybop-bop-bop is facing five years in prison after an arrest on drug possession charges.

Beezow, 32, was arrested on July 20 in Cedar Rapids, Iowa, when police said they observed his turquoise minivan weaving between lanes. Police also reported finding more than a half-ounce of marijuana during a search of the vehicle.

Beezow, born Jeffrey Drew Wilschke, faces a felony charge of possession of a controlled substance with intent to deliver, possession of drug paraphernalia and operation of a motor vehicle without registration.

This isn't the first time Beezow has made national news. His name became fodder for late-night jokes when he was arrested in 2012 in a Madison, Wis., park on similar drug charges.

In an interview last year, Beezow told the Wisconsin State Journal that his first name represents "the explosion of awareness of the interconnectedness of the infinite love in the universe." Doo-doo, he said, "is the struggle of our daily lives with that awareness, that with love comes chaos."

And Zopittybop-bop-bop "is the outcome of that struggle, which is often ironic, especially because all life ends in death," Beezow said.
Posted by SpeedyNacho
Member since May 2014
2437 posts
Posted on 2/4/16 at 2:51 pm to
I'll have what he's smoking.
Posted by Carolina_Girl
South Cackalacky
Member since Apr 2012
23973 posts
Posted on 2/4/16 at 3:16 pm to
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Beezow, born Jeffrey Drew Wilschke, faces a felony charge of possession of a controlled substance with intent to deliver, possession of drug paraphernalia and operation of a motor vehicle without registration.


Promise there was another news network that carrried something about him a couple of yrs ago and said it was his birth name.

Should've known that was too good of a story to be true.

Though, as a nurse, I can assure you there are some equally as bizarre names that I've come across that were, indeed, given at birth. I mean some seriously fricked up names.
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