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Lets predict our rival's season.
Posted on 7/5/17 at 8:25 am
Posted on 7/5/17 at 8:25 am
For Mississippi State:
Sat, Sept 2 vs Charleston So. - W
Charleston So is down by 7 and scores as time expires, but State blocks the extra point to go ahead for the win.
Sat, Sept 9 @ LA Tech - L
Days before the game, the lawsuit against Leo Lewis and company goes public, and Dan Mullen is put on the hot seat. Due to the pressure, Mullen cracks and loses on the road to their most challenging OOC matchup.(Fun Fact: State hasn't scheduled a single P5 ooc oponent since 2013 )
Sat, Sept 16 vs LSU - L
Despite desperately trying to tattle on Orgeron for violations of eating too much Gumbo during his recruiting process, the NCAA doesn't buy it, and State gets shut out at home.
Sat, Sept 23 @ Georgia - L
State fan's cowbells are no match against the barks coming from the grown UGA fans, as State loses their 3rd game in a row.
Sat, Sept 30 @ Auburn - W
Despite Auburn managing to have won the west and beating Alabama before the season even started (according to their fans at least), they fall short at home to State.
Sat, Oct 14 vs BYU - W
BYU comes into this game undefeated after beating cupcakes like Portland State, LSU, and Utah State. The tension gets to them though as State pulls out the win at home in a close battle.
Sat, Oct 21 vs Kentucky - L
Kentucky wins here and continues to be undefeated until week 10. They will ultimately win the East though.
Sat, Oct 28 @ Texas A&M - W/7ot
Aggie's flamboyant play finally causes State to come out of the closet. Every snap, Oline and Dline players start humping eachother and play grabass while everyone else does this State eventually wins due to A&M accidentally giving up a safety during their rough-housing.
Sat, Nov 4 vs UMass - L
State gets shut out, sparking talk from Finebaum of moving them out of the SEC
Sat, Nov 11 vs Alabama - L
State fans DREAM of beating Saban's Bama like Ole Miss can, carrying the goalpoast out of the stadium, etc etc. But Hurts shows Fitzgerald what a true Dual-Threat QB looks like and cuts straight through State's Defense.
Sat, Nov 18 @ Arkansas - W
Arky hasn't won a single game at this point and continue to follow through in such pattern.
EDIT: Sorry I didn't have more to put here, Arky has such a boring and insignificant program with the least interesting traditions ever When was the last time you heard someone say they want to go visit Fayetteville to see a game?
Thu, Nov 23 vs Ole Miss - L
Top passer in the league Shea Patterson will throw for over 500 yards, as the State players get nervous being surrounded by all the smarter and more attractive Ole Miss fans at their swamp (And i don't mean UF, think more of Shrek's swamp).
Regular season final: 5-7. State does not make a bowl game. Dan Mullen is fired and arrested.
Sat, Sept 2 vs Charleston So. - W
Charleston So is down by 7 and scores as time expires, but State blocks the extra point to go ahead for the win.
Sat, Sept 9 @ LA Tech - L
Days before the game, the lawsuit against Leo Lewis and company goes public, and Dan Mullen is put on the hot seat. Due to the pressure, Mullen cracks and loses on the road to their most challenging OOC matchup.(Fun Fact: State hasn't scheduled a single P5 ooc oponent since 2013 )
Sat, Sept 16 vs LSU - L
Despite desperately trying to tattle on Orgeron for violations of eating too much Gumbo during his recruiting process, the NCAA doesn't buy it, and State gets shut out at home.
Sat, Sept 23 @ Georgia - L
State fan's cowbells are no match against the barks coming from the grown UGA fans, as State loses their 3rd game in a row.
Sat, Sept 30 @ Auburn - W
Despite Auburn managing to have won the west and beating Alabama before the season even started (according to their fans at least), they fall short at home to State.
Sat, Oct 14 vs BYU - W
BYU comes into this game undefeated after beating cupcakes like Portland State, LSU, and Utah State. The tension gets to them though as State pulls out the win at home in a close battle.
Sat, Oct 21 vs Kentucky - L
Kentucky wins here and continues to be undefeated until week 10. They will ultimately win the East though.
Sat, Oct 28 @ Texas A&M - W/7ot
Aggie's flamboyant play finally causes State to come out of the closet. Every snap, Oline and Dline players start humping eachother and play grabass while everyone else does this State eventually wins due to A&M accidentally giving up a safety during their rough-housing.
Sat, Nov 4 vs UMass - L
State gets shut out, sparking talk from Finebaum of moving them out of the SEC
Sat, Nov 11 vs Alabama - L
State fans DREAM of beating Saban's Bama like Ole Miss can, carrying the goalpoast out of the stadium, etc etc. But Hurts shows Fitzgerald what a true Dual-Threat QB looks like and cuts straight through State's Defense.
Sat, Nov 18 @ Arkansas - W
Arky hasn't won a single game at this point and continue to follow through in such pattern.
EDIT: Sorry I didn't have more to put here, Arky has such a boring and insignificant program with the least interesting traditions ever When was the last time you heard someone say they want to go visit Fayetteville to see a game?
Thu, Nov 23 vs Ole Miss - L
Top passer in the league Shea Patterson will throw for over 500 yards, as the State players get nervous being surrounded by all the smarter and more attractive Ole Miss fans at their swamp (And i don't mean UF, think more of Shrek's swamp).
Regular season final: 5-7. State does not make a bowl game. Dan Mullen is fired and arrested.
This post was edited on 7/5/17 at 8:37 am
Posted on 7/5/17 at 8:26 am to OldRebYeller
Now, is all this before or after OM gets the death penalty?
Posted on 7/5/17 at 8:32 am to OldRebYeller
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Sat, Nov 18 @ Arkansas - W Arky hasn't won a single game at this point and continue to follow through in such pattern.
0/10
Do better!
Posted on 7/5/17 at 8:33 am to BranchDawg
Ole Miss won't get the death penalty... WAOM!
Posted on 7/5/17 at 8:37 am to OldRebYeller
This is terrible and you should be embarrassed.
Posted on 7/5/17 at 8:40 am to OldRebYeller
you dont have enough to do at 8:30 am
Posted on 7/5/17 at 9:36 am to OldRebYeller
Ole Miss goes 12-0 and wins get vacated. That is more realistic.
Posted on 7/5/17 at 9:44 am to OldRebYeller
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EDIT: Sorry I didn't have more to put here, Arky has such a boring and insignificant program with the least interesting traditions ever When was the last time you heard someone say they want to go visit Fayetteville to see a game?
Bert slapping your program around the last three years has really gotten under your skin hasn't it? You have to let it go man. You are going to stroke out if Bert makes it 4 in a row.
Posted on 7/5/17 at 9:44 am to OldRebYeller
WTF? Did you miss the bus again?
Posted on 7/5/17 at 1:56 pm to OldRebYeller
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Arky hasn't won a single game at this point and continue to follow through in such pattern.
EDIT: Sorry I didn't have more to put here, Arky has such a boring and insignificant program with the least interesting traditions ever When was the last time you heard someone say they want to go visit Fayetteville to see a game?
Damn, those last three games have really hurt
Posted on 7/5/17 at 2:02 pm to OldRebYeller
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Top passer in the league Shea Patterson
Posted on 7/5/17 at 2:07 pm to OldRebYeller
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Despite Auburn managing to have won the west and beating Alabama before the season even started (according to their fans at least)
Delusional fella, aren't you?
Posted on 7/5/17 at 6:37 pm to OldRebYeller
I assume you want me to predict jawja here?
0-everything
ETA: wait does UGA play OM? There's one win if they do
0-everything
ETA: wait does UGA play OM? There's one win if they do
This post was edited on 7/5/17 at 6:39 pm
Posted on 7/5/17 at 7:35 pm to OldRebYeller
This is one of the worst posts I've ever read.
Posted on 7/5/17 at 7:46 pm to OldRebYeller
This is one of the worst troll attempts in awhile. At least be realistic.
Posted on 7/5/17 at 7:47 pm to OldRebYeller
Tennessee will lose to GT, Bama, LSU, Florida, UGA, and Kentucky.
Sorry guys, 6-6 for you. Hope Butch survives it.
Sorry guys, 6-6 for you. Hope Butch survives it.
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