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Aggie Had A Wreck With A Gump
Posted on 10/22/16 at 12:53 am
Posted on 10/22/16 at 12:53 am
Aggie and gump had a wreck on a bridge.
They pulled over and Aggie pulled out a bottle of vodka.
Aggie handed it to the gump and said you first bro.
Gump took a 20 second pull on the bottle and handed it to the Aggie and said "your turn"
Aggie threw the bottle off the bridge and said "I'll just wait till the cops get here."
They pulled over and Aggie pulled out a bottle of vodka.
Aggie handed it to the gump and said you first bro.
Gump took a 20 second pull on the bottle and handed it to the Aggie and said "your turn"
Aggie threw the bottle off the bridge and said "I'll just wait till the cops get here."
This post was edited on 10/22/16 at 12:54 am
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Posted on 10/22/16 at 12:55 am to FishFearMe
If by throw off the bridge you mean shoved up his own arse, then I believe your story.
Posted on 10/22/16 at 12:56 am to MykTide
I can't wait to watch the Aggies beat the ever lovin hell outta Bama! 
This post was edited on 10/22/16 at 12:57 am
Posted on 10/22/16 at 12:56 am to FishFearMe
Are you drunk
Posted on 10/22/16 at 12:57 am to FishFearMe
What a terrible joke.
Posted on 10/22/16 at 12:57 am to FishFearMe
Bama is gonna ride that Aggy dick the rest of the season because their playoff hopes will depend on us going undefeated
Posted on 10/22/16 at 1:01 am to FishFearMe
OP is cumdrunk and shitposting just like every other aggie here.
Posted on 10/22/16 at 1:10 am to Malik Agar
You wouldn't know what shitposting is if it bit you in the arse.
Posted on 10/22/16 at 2:06 am to FishFearMe
Wait wait I know the ending!
The Gump ended up raping the Aggie! And the Aggie liked it
The Gump ended up raping the Aggie! And the Aggie liked it
Posted on 10/22/16 at 2:09 am to Bandit30
How many Aggies does it take to fill a jizz jar?
Three. One hold the jar, one to fill the jar, and the third to watch, and make sure nothing gay is happening.
Three. One hold the jar, one to fill the jar, and the third to watch, and make sure nothing gay is happening.
Posted on 10/22/16 at 4:22 am to FishFearMe
I hate A&M fans even fuching more. Somehow y'all are making me root for goddamn Bama.
Posted on 10/22/16 at 5:09 am to FishFearMe
And the rest of the joke...
So gump throws Aggie off bridge. Writes suicide note. Puts it under Aggie wiper. Drives off.
So gump throws Aggie off bridge. Writes suicide note. Puts it under Aggie wiper. Drives off.
Posted on 10/22/16 at 6:31 am to FishFearMe
Did you just take an "Aggie joke" and reverse the roles? That's sad man, real sad.
For those who haven't spent time in Texas, Texas fans have a thousand "Aggie so dumb" jokes which are pitiful, but not as pitiful as this is.
For those who haven't spent time in Texas, Texas fans have a thousand "Aggie so dumb" jokes which are pitiful, but not as pitiful as this is.
Posted on 10/22/16 at 6:33 am to MykTide
quote:
If by throw off the bridge you mean shoved up his own arse, then I believe your story.
Nope.
No room.
That gerbil was in the way.
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