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Fox Sports - What every coach would actually say if he were telling the truth
Posted on 8/26/16 at 4:34 pm
Posted on 8/26/16 at 4:34 pm
Les Miles, LSU: I’m back, baby. And I brought Fournette.
Nick Saban, Alabama: Trust the Process. And a freshman QB.
Bret Bielema, Arkansas: Behold our borderline erotic rushing attack.
Hugh Freeze, Ole Miss: We’re not going down quietly, NCAA.
Dan Mullen, Mississippi State: Can Dak come back after Dallas’ preseason?
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Nick Saban, Alabama: Trust the Process. And a freshman QB.
Bret Bielema, Arkansas: Behold our borderline erotic rushing attack.
Hugh Freeze, Ole Miss: We’re not going down quietly, NCAA.
Dan Mullen, Mississippi State: Can Dak come back after Dallas’ preseason?
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Posted on 8/26/16 at 4:45 pm to TrueTigerTale
best laugh of the day so far, thanx
Posted on 8/26/16 at 5:01 pm to viceman
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viceman
Les Miles: I realize the "want" to limit my desire to advise and consent regarding this offense is very strong.
Nick Saban: Trust the process, trust a freshman QB, trust SEC refs.
This post was edited on 8/26/16 at 5:04 pm
Posted on 8/26/16 at 5:11 pm to TrueTigerTale
Posted on 8/26/16 at 5:24 pm to TrueTigerTale
Kevin Sumlin, Texas A&M: We finally have an adult quarterback. Yessir.
I'd bet dollars to doughnuts he has actually said this multiple times in '16.
I'd bet dollars to doughnuts he has actually said this multiple times in '16.
Posted on 8/26/16 at 5:29 pm to TrueTigerTale
Why not post them all?
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Butch Jones, Tennessee: Pressure? What pressure? THERE’S SO MUCH PRESSURE.
Jim McElwain, Florida: Keep sleeping on the Gators. We love it.
Kirby Smart, Georgia: Here’s to Nick Chubb’s apparently bionic knee.
Mark Stoops, Kentucky: Please, just one more win. One more.
Barry Odom, Missouri: One down year and they forgot about us?
Derek Mason, Vandy: We won’t score much. Neither will you.
Will Muschamp, South Carolina: Is this as ridiculous as it looks?
Les Miles, LSU: I’m back, baby. And I brought Fournette.
Nick Saban, Alabama: Trust the Process. And a freshman QB.
Bret Bielema, Arkansas: Behold our borderline erotic rushing attack.
Hugh Freeze, Ole Miss: We’re not going down quietly, NCAA.
Dan Mullen, Mississippi State: Can Dak come back after Dallas’ preseason?
Gus Malzahn, Auburn: It’s hard being a guru with no offense.
Kevin Sumlin, Texas A&M: We finally have an adult quarterback. Yessir.
Posted on 8/26/16 at 5:33 pm to rbWarEagle
Barry Odom, Missouri: One down year and they forgot about us?
This is very reminiscent of a time not so long ago.
This is very reminiscent of a time not so long ago.
Posted on 8/26/16 at 5:36 pm to kczoutiger
Clay Helton "Do we really have to play Alabama?"
Posted on 8/26/16 at 5:41 pm to TrueTigerTale
Hugh Freeze: I cheated, because I'm a cheating cheater who cheats. I'm not really a Christian, but these morons in Oxford will believe anything. All I do is bear false witness (haha, bear, get it?), cheat, and build dams.
Posted on 8/26/16 at 5:47 pm to Vols&Shaft83
Malzhan, Auburn "It's hard to be a guru when you have no offense."Kelly, Notre Dame "Our real secret weapon is to play with two balls."
Posted on 8/26/16 at 5:55 pm to Vols&Shaft83
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Hugh Freeze: I cheated, because I'm a cheating cheater who cheats. I'm not really a Christian, but these morons in Oxford will believe anything. All I do is bear false witness (haha, bear, get it?), cheat, and build dams.
Sorry but it must be seven words or less
I'll help you, Hugh Freeze: I cheated, because I'm a cheating cheater (I'm is one word, screw you)
Posted on 8/26/16 at 6:04 pm to rockiee
Bret Bielema- It was actually 7 chili dogs.
Posted on 8/26/16 at 6:09 pm to hogNsinceReagan
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Bret Bielema- It was actually 7 chili dogs.
No one would believe he limited himself to just 7 chili dogs.
Posted on 8/26/16 at 6:18 pm to Arksulli
They would if it was the appetizer.
Posted on 8/26/16 at 6:19 pm to gthog61
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They would if it was the appetizer.
A good point.
Posted on 8/26/16 at 7:15 pm to TrueTigerTale
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trust SEC refs
bama was the most penalized team in the conference last year. Beat LSU's brains out and then won a national title. Y'all were ranked number 1 in the country. Do you remember that? Feels good to be a gump, man
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