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re: Randolph Duke is DOIN' WORK, folks
Posted on 7/20/16 at 9:01 am to ShaneTheLegLechler
Posted on 7/20/16 at 9:01 am to ShaneTheLegLechler
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He's a psychopath. I wasn't joking when I said he would be the type to shoot up a school or do something crazy. He has legitimate problems. Probably schizophrenic or Asperger's or something
if that dude spent half as much of his time loving tU instead of hating TAMU, he'd be a happier person.
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Posted on 7/20/16 at 9:18 am to 3nOut
He definitely has all the signs of legitimate mental illness. I absolutely worry he will kill somebody one day. That amount of hate about a fricking school is not normal human behavior.
This post was edited on 7/20/16 at 9:19 am
Posted on 7/20/16 at 9:57 am to agalloch
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He definitely has all the signs of legitimate mental illness. I absolutely worry he will kill somebody one day. That amount of hate about a fricking school is not normal human behavior.
Seriously. He would be the perfect candidate for being radicalized if he held on to some insane ideology. Let's all be thankful he wasn't born in Saudi Arabia.
Posted on 7/20/16 at 10:51 am to TeLeFaWx
He's absolutely the type of person they radicalize. None of us are joking. That's the sad scary thing. It isn't an exaggeration. If he were Muslim, he would be a jihadist.
He's in his what, late 30s, 40s? Lives alone and devotes all of his free time - to the point of physically appearing on campus to go through archives - to researching a college that his college doesn't even play anymore. Becomes very angry at tiny perceived injustices related to marketing slogans of said college. Mails and phones people in the real world expecting them to care about and take action based on his obsessions with this college's marketing. Is universally rebuffed by everyone in the real world, but persists and even goes to the point where he begins propagating fantasies and other false realities and fabrications wherein he is bringing about victory in lawsuits and other damages against the college he dislikes. Is now a laughing stock among his own kind, living in an isolated, delusional world of his own creation. The Ted Kaczynski of college football fans.
He's in his what, late 30s, 40s? Lives alone and devotes all of his free time - to the point of physically appearing on campus to go through archives - to researching a college that his college doesn't even play anymore. Becomes very angry at tiny perceived injustices related to marketing slogans of said college. Mails and phones people in the real world expecting them to care about and take action based on his obsessions with this college's marketing. Is universally rebuffed by everyone in the real world, but persists and even goes to the point where he begins propagating fantasies and other false realities and fabrications wherein he is bringing about victory in lawsuits and other damages against the college he dislikes. Is now a laughing stock among his own kind, living in an isolated, delusional world of his own creation. The Ted Kaczynski of college football fans.
Posted on 7/20/16 at 11:25 am to Cooter Davenport
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Becomes very angry at tiny perceived injustices related to marketing slogans of said college.
Yeah that is the weird part, his whole goal is to prove to the world we are liars without realizing that the world doesn't mind a little embellishment when it comes to college football.
I mean, no one has died in Clemson's stadium. The Iron Bowl doesn't involve iron. No one at Texas thinks hexes actually work. I could keep going but it's ridiculous.
I will give him credit, his insanity has made him (in)famous among Aggies which means the recognition he has wanted has only come from the group that he despises. It's a sweet irony.
Posted on 7/20/16 at 11:52 am to cardboardboxer
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Yeah that is the weird part, his whole goal is to prove to the world we are liars without realizing that the world doesn't mind a little embellishment when it comes to college football.
He doesn't understand college football. It's like he's autistic and can't grasp nuances.
The nuance to college football is that boasting, embellishing and slight exaggeration around certain aspects of lore or history, normally to be understood with tongue in cheek, along with hokey traditions, sayings, etc. are all just part of the experience, and everyone who is into it understands that about it and thinks that sort of thing is part of the fun and pageantry. It's not to be taken that seriously. It's color and pomp.
Unless you are a weird autistic jihadist who devotes years to disproving certain things of this sort about a rival institution that nobody was really that concerned about the veracity of in the first place, and most people assumed was just part of slightly BS campus lore anyway, only to have other people show that it's in fact mostly true. Which is another great irony about him and his life's work.
Posted on 7/20/16 at 5:19 pm to cardboardboxer
If he weren't so obsessed with A&M, just think of the work he could do debunking the stories of Pecos Bill.
Posted on 7/20/16 at 7:14 pm to PowerTool
frick, we'd at least have the answer to JFKs assassination
Posted on 7/22/16 at 1:45 pm to Iosh
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Also his grasp of trademark law is incredibly dim
His hold on reality is tenuous at best.
Posted on 7/22/16 at 10:23 pm to Roger Klarvin
To be the fly on the wall for that phone call.
RD - "Hello this is Randolph Duke, Hero of all that are Anti cow college. I sit on a lot of major boards and things so I'm really important. I'm looking into the history of cow colleges. One of these colleges is claiming they are better than you. Sooooooooooo, to solve this problem I need your academy historian to come up with how many academy people served in Dubya Dubya 2. You know the Big 1. Well that's all I need thank you."
Poor Bastard who answered the phone -"So do you work for Chik'fil'a or something?"
RD - "So what your saying in code is that cow college is making up numbers again. Over exaggherated the number by 12%!?! THOSE BASTARDS WOULD! Thank you for your assistance Randolph Duke OUT!"
PBWATP - "What In The Actual frick Was That?"
RD - "Hello this is Randolph Duke, Hero of all that are Anti cow college. I sit on a lot of major boards and things so I'm really important. I'm looking into the history of cow colleges. One of these colleges is claiming they are better than you. Sooooooooooo, to solve this problem I need your academy historian to come up with how many academy people served in Dubya Dubya 2. You know the Big 1. Well that's all I need thank you."
Poor Bastard who answered the phone -"So do you work for Chik'fil'a or something?"
RD - "So what your saying in code is that cow college is making up numbers again. Over exaggherated the number by 12%!?! THOSE BASTARDS WOULD! Thank you for your assistance Randolph Duke OUT!"
PBWATP - "What In The Actual frick Was That?"
Posted on 7/23/16 at 8:05 am to Roger Klarvin
He'a a troll and he'a winning.
Rodo
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