Off season anecdote/joke thread

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Boudreaux’s sitting out on his porch one morning when he sees his friend Thibodeaux coming up the bayou in his pirogue (small Cajun canoe pronounced pee-roe) and calls out to his friend.
Boudreaux: “Thibodeaux! Where you goin?”
Thibodeaux: “Duck hunting.”
Boudreaux: “You ain’t got no gun. How you gonna kill’em?”
Thibodeaux: “I got duct tape.”
Boudreaux: “You can’t kill ducks wit duct tape.”
Thibodeaux: “OK. We’ll see.”
Later that afternoon Thibodeaux comes back down the bayou with a boat full of ducks.
Boudreaux: “I’ll be damn.”
The next morning Boudreaux sees Thibodeaux coming up the bayou again.
Boudreaux: “Where you goin today Thib?”
Thibodeaux: “I’m gon catch me some nutras.” (Nutria-aquatic fur bearing rodents common in Louisiana waterways)
Boudreaux: “You ain’t got no traps. How you gonna catch’em?”
Thibodeaux: “I got some nutrasweet.”
Boudreaux: “You can’t catch nutras wit nutrasweet.”
Thibodeaux: “OK. We’ll see.”
Later that afternoon Thibodeaux comes back down the bayou with his boat so full of nutrias that it’s about to sink.
Boudreaux: “I’ll be damn.”
The next morning Boudreaux sees Thibodeaux coming up the bayou again.
Boudreaux: “Hey Thib, what’s that you got in your boat?”
Thibodeaux: “Pussy Willow.”
Boudreaux: “Hol’ on! I’m comin’ witcha.”