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Name a guilty Cam - you can't do it
Posted on 6/21/16 at 11:39 am
Posted on 6/21/16 at 11:39 am
It starts with Cameron from Ferris Bueller
He did not wreck the car, but he knew his father would kill him over it anyway. Then he decided to take a stand, drink some Chamomile Tea with St John's Wort, and face the rage he knew his father would throw at him.
Cameron was ready, and all the kids who've been named after him since then have followed suit.
The latest is Cam Robinson.
He didn't do it. He's innocent.
So Clay Travis needs to focus on the real culprit in Tuscaloosa. The Liar. Lane Kiffin. Who apparently did not play football at Fresno State in 1995 or 1996.
Go after that story Clay Travis. Stop picking on black people!
This thread was not meant to be entertaining. It's simply a favor for my buddy Herman Frisco. Herman's been through alot this week already, and he needed this to lift his spirits. Not to mention, Monroe, Louisiana just declared, through their DA, a de facto legalization of marijuana. So that could lift Herman's spirits too.
Congratulations Cam Robinson. Congrats Crimson Tide.
He did not wreck the car, but he knew his father would kill him over it anyway. Then he decided to take a stand, drink some Chamomile Tea with St John's Wort, and face the rage he knew his father would throw at him.
Cameron was ready, and all the kids who've been named after him since then have followed suit.
The latest is Cam Robinson.
He didn't do it. He's innocent.
So Clay Travis needs to focus on the real culprit in Tuscaloosa. The Liar. Lane Kiffin. Who apparently did not play football at Fresno State in 1995 or 1996.
Go after that story Clay Travis. Stop picking on black people!
This thread was not meant to be entertaining. It's simply a favor for my buddy Herman Frisco. Herman's been through alot this week already, and he needed this to lift his spirits. Not to mention, Monroe, Louisiana just declared, through their DA, a de facto legalization of marijuana. So that could lift Herman's spirits too.
Congratulations Cam Robinson. Congrats Crimson Tide.
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Posted on 6/21/16 at 11:40 am to Harry Rex Vonner
Cam Newton was paid $180K to play for AU
Posted on 6/21/16 at 11:41 am to Harry Rex Vonner
please
stop
posting
stop
posting
Posted on 6/21/16 at 11:43 am to Harry Rex Vonner
I hardly ever pass thru Monroe but I will keep the pot thing in mind.
Thanks for all you do.
Herman.
Thanks for all you do.
Herman.
Posted on 6/21/16 at 11:43 am to Harry Rex Vonner
Posted on 6/21/16 at 11:46 am to Harry Rex Vonner
Come on Harry Rex, enough is enough.
Posted on 6/21/16 at 11:46 am to Harry Rex Vonner
Cam Cameron. Double boom
Guilty of having the GOAT offense this year
Guilty of having the GOAT offense this year
This post was edited on 6/21/16 at 11:50 am
Posted on 6/21/16 at 11:47 am to Harry Rex Vonner
Posted on 6/21/16 at 11:49 am to Harry Rex Vonner
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Monroe, Louisiana just declared, through their DA, a de facto legalization of marijuana.
Posted on 6/21/16 at 11:49 am to biggsc
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Cam Newton was paid $180K to play for AU
Posted on 6/21/16 at 11:52 am to Harry Rex Vonner
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Harry Rex Vonner
In all honesty the world would likely be better off if you just killed yourself.
Thanks
Posted on 6/21/16 at 11:53 am to Harry Rex Vonner
Harold,
Monroe has always been a progressive city, perhaps the most progressive in Louisiana. There are at least two parks where anonymous homosexual activity is encouraged, and it's no shock to me that recreational marijuana is now being met with the same acceptance. Bravo for Monroe for being a progressive light in the darkness of an otherwise uncivilized state.
The fact that the two tranny hookers in the back seat weren't even cuffed speaks volumes to the level of tolerance permeating that great city.
Monroe has always been a progressive city, perhaps the most progressive in Louisiana. There are at least two parks where anonymous homosexual activity is encouraged, and it's no shock to me that recreational marijuana is now being met with the same acceptance. Bravo for Monroe for being a progressive light in the darkness of an otherwise uncivilized state.
The fact that the two tranny hookers in the back seat weren't even cuffed speaks volumes to the level of tolerance permeating that great city.
This post was edited on 6/21/16 at 11:56 am
Posted on 6/21/16 at 12:01 pm to biggsc
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Cam Newton was paid $180K to play for AU
Posted on 6/21/16 at 12:04 pm to AUCatfish
It doesn't matter what they did, there's no way you Cam prove it..
Posted on 6/21/16 at 12:08 pm to Killean
Newton was guilty of being a pussy in the Super Bowl.
Posted on 6/21/16 at 12:10 pm to TheDrunkenTigah
Drunkart my old friend!
It does my heart good to see you weigh in on this issue. You are a forgiving person, and several rungs above the average LSU fan in regard to intelligence.
They should make you a mod Drunkart
It does my heart good to see you weigh in on this issue. You are a forgiving person, and several rungs above the average LSU fan in regard to intelligence.
They should make you a mod Drunkart
Posted on 6/21/16 at 12:13 pm to piggilicious
and piggilicious, Cameron has Bama hair
Coincidence?
No
Coincidence?
No
Posted on 6/21/16 at 12:15 pm to bbvdd
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In all honesty the world would likely be better off if you just killed yourself. Thanks
yeah, because being lighthearted and funny is bad- it's much better to be a dick.
Posted on 6/21/16 at 12:24 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
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They should make you a mod Drunkart
I doubt my current business endeavors would allow for such a commitment. Quite frankly, the SEC Rant deserves better.
Speaking of, please send Mr. Pondwater my regards and ask him if he still enjoys amateur indoor horticulture. I may have a business opportunity for him completely unrelated to Monroe's new outlook on federally criminalized substances.
Posted on 6/21/16 at 1:09 pm to TheDrunkenTigah
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Speaking of, please send Mr. Pondwater my regards and ask him if he still enjoys amateur indoor horticulture. I may have a business opportunity for him completely unrelated to Monroe's new outlook on federally criminalized substances
Tigah my friend, I will pass that along, however, Pondwater Jack was most recently committed to a nursing home at the ripe age of 57. He is allowed visitation during the daytime, so I know of his plans to escape, when he believes his health will be back on track after a committed two-month regimen of dark chocolate bars and apple cider vinegar.
I think he would be interested in the marijuana endeavor. He's always had a dream of getting back into his hearse driving career, and coupling that with providing marijuana in the car to his patrons at a bereavement discount.
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