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Fat Bert coached circles around Gustav

Posted on 10/25/15 at 1:20 pm
Posted by northalabamacracker
Glasgow
Member since Sep 2011
6466 posts
Posted on 10/25/15 at 1:20 pm
Stroke mouth has a mash unit for a team.

In OT his starting RB was knocked out. His backup was knocked out by a dirty face mask by the new Fairley (Frost) in regulation and Berts tired defense stood up and shut the offensive guru down.

Posted by Tiguar
Montana
Member since Mar 2012
33131 posts
Posted on 10/25/15 at 1:22 pm to
it was a 4 OT game that was going to go to 5OT if Ricardo didn't have rheumatoid arthritis.

no one out coached anyone. that game was just awful and unfortunately someone had to win
Posted by ArHog
Muss is a coward
Member since Jan 2008
32955 posts
Posted on 10/25/15 at 1:23 pm to
Fat Bert never coached high school

So there's that
Posted by cyde
He gone
Member since Nov 2005
31793 posts
Posted on 10/25/15 at 1:26 pm to
quote:

Stroke mouth has a mash unit for a team.

Careful there. He might think you're talking about mashed potatoes. We don't need him getting hungr(ier).
Posted by PepaSpray
Adamantium Membership
Member since Aug 2012
11080 posts
Posted on 10/25/15 at 1:27 pm to
Ricky Retardo dropped 1000 passes yesterday.

But I'm glad he did.
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
105395 posts
Posted on 10/25/15 at 1:30 pm to
Your retardeness never ceases to amaze me. You continue to reach new levels with every thread.

Congrats on your continued growth.
Posted by Tiguar
Montana
Member since Mar 2012
33131 posts
Posted on 10/25/15 at 1:32 pm to
quote:

Ricky Retardo dropped 1000 passes yesterday.



he's so weird.

he'll forever be remembered as the guy who got the deflection in the UGA game, but he consistently drops passess that hit him in the numbers.

he had some acrobatic catches to tie the game yesterday but everything else was just awful. I don't get it
Posted by tjv305
Member since May 2015
12507 posts
Posted on 10/25/15 at 1:33 pm to
If Auburn WRs didn't have butter fingers in the first half you would be saying this. Bert and the offense seem to out coach Muschamp but that's not a surprise.
Posted by northalabamacracker
Glasgow
Member since Sep 2011
6466 posts
Posted on 10/25/15 at 1:34 pm to
Why can't an offensive genius teach his receivers to catch in 3 years?


Stroke mouth took his second and third string and whooped Gustav. FACT!!!
Posted by 14&Counting
Eugene, OR
Member since Jul 2012
37596 posts
Posted on 10/25/15 at 1:34 pm to
Outcoached?....Dunno about that....AU came back from 14 down and took them to 4 OT's....I would say Arky players out executed AU....I couldn't tell you how many drops and other blown assignments/plays AU had.....
Posted by Tiguar
Montana
Member since Mar 2012
33131 posts
Posted on 10/25/15 at 1:35 pm to
quote:

Why can't an offensive genius teach his receivers to catch in 3 years?


fair question we're asking ourselves on the Auburn board.

But you are a mouthbreather.
Posted by Herman Frisco
Bon Secour
Member since Sep 2008
17262 posts
Posted on 10/25/15 at 1:37 pm to
Fat Bert is a dirty cheating SOB, and I love him.

Go Piggies

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