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2014 Football Season Review....In Song

Posted on 2/11/15 at 4:20 pm
Posted by CockInYourEar
Charlotte
Member since Sep 2012
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Posted on 2/11/15 at 4:20 pm
Meeting Cancelled, bored, so I did this. A review of the poor '14 Season...in song.

vs aTm Lost 52-28
(realized with the quickness that our defense was light years from where it needed to be if we were going to be competitive that year.)
Bill Withers - Ain't No Sunshine

vs ecu Won 33-23
Tough one, wasn't really excited after it, but then they beat va tech and destroyed unc, so it seemed a lot better than it was....so I have no idea for a song, but this one always makes me laugh.
OH MY DAYUM

vs uga Won 38-35
I imagine Spurrier would feel like Hetfield after owning the head to head career record and recently 4outta5 like this.
Metallica - Master of Puppets

vs vandy Won 48-34
This song mentions running it back and rape, so this fits Vandy.
Young AJ - Run It Back

vs mizzou
This is where all the fears about the defense and coaching game management were confirmed. Up by double digits, closing minutes and allowed 2 TD drives...unfrickingbelievable. Ward realized that he would have to underSTAAAANIAAANNDD if people never wanted to see him again.
Third Eye Blind - Jumper

vs kentucky Lost 45-38
I think this was the rock bottom for the season. We were' up by double digits against an opponent we should've clearly beaten...and we blew it.
Merle Haggard -- Are The Good Times Really Over

vs furman Won 41-10
yep, we beat Furman, but the melt from the season was still strong, so winning these easy games just left us either melting or numb.
Pink Floyd - Comfortably Numb

vs auburn Lost Lost 42-35
We knew our defense was completely hopeless after kentucky and the auburn team scored on all but 1 drive. However, it was interesting watching Malzahn and Spurrier go toe-to-toe in very explosive offensive-focused game. Spurrier acted like he was having a lot of fun calling the plays.
Wu-Tang Clan - Da Mystery Of Chessboxin'

vs tenn Lost 45-42 (OT)
Sure why not, another double digit lead with less than 7 minutes, let's piss that away too. Pass me the bottle.
Hank Williams Jr. - I'm gonna get drunk and play Hank Williams all night Long

vs florida Won 23-20 (OT)
We ice'd Muschamp's job at uf. Made Urban quit, then Muschamp. Spurrier protecting his place in uf's All Time Greatest Coach list.
Biggie Smalls - Who Shot Ya

vs south alabama Won 37-12
Good, we won another game we were supposed to win. Momentary relief
Rage Against The Machine - Sleep Now in the Fire

vs clemson Lost 35-17
Had a nice 5 year run, but the same defensive woes appeared, we couldn't stop a fly sweep to save our lives, and the streak ended.
Cinderella - Don't Know What You Got (Till It's Gone)

vs miami Won 24-21
Won the Duck Commander Bowl, won the single best non-championship trophy in all of the bowl season. Our trophy looked awesome, but I would've still rather had that deep vag national championship trophy.
Duck Dynasty Theme Song Full (yeah, it's ZZ Top - Sharp Dressed Man, but just go with it.)


Any suggestions or recommendations to change any of these?
This post was edited on 2/11/15 at 4:25 pm
Posted by Foolish cock
South Cak
Member since Dec 2012
2529 posts
Posted on 2/11/15 at 6:03 pm to
I would have somehow fit "prison sex" by tool and "rape me" by nirvanna in there somewhere, but nice job.
Posted by Bluefin
The Banana Stand
Member since Apr 2011
13253 posts
Posted on 2/13/15 at 11:20 am to
Good list.

For some reason, after every loss this season I found myself naked in a tub with an empty bottle of Maker's and this song blaring on repeat.
Posted by Foolish cock
South Cak
Member since Dec 2012
2529 posts
Posted on 2/13/15 at 12:36 pm to
"You're my boy dylan"
Posted by Carolina_Girl
South Cackalacky
Member since Apr 2012
23973 posts
Posted on 2/13/15 at 2:06 pm to
This should be the upcoming team's song after last year:

Don't Look Back - Boston
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