SEC Power Rankings - Everyone Sucks Edition

1. Alabama
"Bama is unstoppable at home, however not even the REC can get the SECCG or playoffs to Tuscaloosa."

2. Mississippi State
"The Grinding has finally stopped, but don't worry they will be Grinding all over The Grove in a couple of weeks"

3. Georgia
"What the frick is with this team? Seriously they are a mindfrick"

4. Ole Miss
"The Rebel Bears can still make it to Atlanta, they just need to beat MSU and have the Barners win..oh...sorry Ole Miss"

5. Auburn
"FSU buttfricked that horseshoe from Auburn's arse last season and shoved it far up their own."

6. Missouri
"fricking Yankees"

7. LSU
"So last place in the West is possible? RIP TD"

8. Texas A&M
"Aggies filled up their jizz jars last week and now have nothing left"

9. Tennessee
"Just beat the Mizzou and then go back to sucking, deal?"

10. Arkansas
"Wal-Mart U nearly caused TD to crash. And will if they win out"

11. South Carolina
"Spurrier got Muschamp canned, so everyone in that situation wins"

12. Florida
"Seriously how the frick did yall beat us?"

13. Kentucky
"After getting raped again, I think it's time for basketball in Big Blue Nation or horse racing"

14. Vanderbilt
"Well at least you got the Academic Bowl"