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Berts Five Edges

Posted on 8/24/14 at 8:20 am
Posted by Pavoloco83
Acworth Ga. too many damn dawgs
Member since Nov 2013
15347 posts
Posted on 8/24/14 at 8:20 am
Arkansas players have Berts 5 edges on the back of their dorm room doors. he believes these are critical to a successful program. What say tRant?

1. There is no such thing as too much pie.

2. Never EVER put ketchup on a hotdog. Mustard only.

3. Gravy is life.

4. You can overcome any adversity through use of a fry daddy.

5. High quality toilet paper is key to a good bowel movement.
Posted by WDE24
Member since Oct 2010
54132 posts
Posted on 8/24/14 at 8:22 am to
I don't know if this thread is true or not, but I agree with the list.
This post was edited on 8/24/14 at 8:34 am
Posted by Pavoloco83
Acworth Ga. too many damn dawgs
Member since Nov 2013
15347 posts
Posted on 8/24/14 at 8:23 am to
He actually does have 5 edges on the back of the dorm room doors.
Posted by Legendary0903
Tree Fiddy Green Money
Member since Jan 2014
4416 posts
Posted on 8/24/14 at 8:23 am to
Bert doesn't know what an edge is. Try this:
quote:

Bert's Five Obtuses
Posted by Dr_Tim_Whatley
Member since Jun 2014
428 posts
Posted on 8/24/14 at 8:29 am to
Keep posting
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
132251 posts
Posted on 8/24/14 at 8:33 am to
Posted by Patton
Principality of Sealand
Member since Apr 2011
32652 posts
Posted on 8/24/14 at 8:36 am to
This isn't as funny as you think it is.
Posted by Hog on the Hill
AR
Member since Jun 2009
13389 posts
Posted on 8/24/14 at 8:40 am to
here's a pity reply
Posted by BoCam2
Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
3871 posts
Posted on 8/24/14 at 8:44 am to
Is this an attempt to say that the op is drunk?
Posted by weagle99
Member since Nov 2011
35893 posts
Posted on 8/24/14 at 8:49 am to
I upvoted.
Posted by WonderWartHawg
Member since Dec 2010
10397 posts
Posted on 8/24/14 at 8:55 am to
Don't skimp on your toilet paper. Shop quality instead of price. You'll be glad.
Posted by AUbused
Member since Dec 2013
7770 posts
Posted on 8/24/14 at 9:19 am to
quote:

4. You can overcome any adversity through use of a fry daddy.


I lol'd
Posted by sorrycholly
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2014
350 posts
Posted on 8/24/14 at 9:33 am to
Slow clapping.
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