USC DL (greatest thread title ever)

This might be the shittiest thread title ever. You're better than this, Jesus.

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Cock fans

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When you ask, "Cock fans," are you asking cock fans SCAR-style or cock fans Mizzou-style?

Cock fans in Columbia, SC and cock fans in CoMo are two different things, as we all know.

If you're asking SCAR fans about our DLine, don't worry, you'll know more about them soon enough.

No, we're not worried.

Yes, the so-called experts, talking heads, prognosticators, writers, media, Phil Steele, knowledgeable old timey SEC fans, et al., know all about what we have returning on the DLine. It's called re-loading. They are not unknowns. They were recruited by other programs. You will not have to ask stupid questions like this one day. One day, if y'all last long enough, you'll look back on this question and say to yourself, "Jesus, I was such a dumbass for asking that question. SEC fans know, without having to ask, the answers to questions like that."

You get a pass but this is your last year. This is your third year in the system. You're expected to follow recruiting. Spend less time on the mail-order bath salts sites and more time on the recruiting sites and compare who is offering who and where who is going.

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You're expected to follow recruiting.

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Yessir

I'll bookmark this

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When you ask, "Cock fans," are you asking cock fans SCAR-style or cock fans Mizzou-style? Cock fans in Columbia, SC and cock fans in CoMo are two different things, as we all know. If you're asking SCAR fans about our DLine, don't worry, you'll know more about them soon enough. No, we're not worried. Yes, the so-called experts, talking heads, prognosticators, writers, media, Phil Steele, knowledgeable old timey SEC fans, et al., know all about what we have returning on the DLine. It's called re-loading. They are not unknowns. They were recruited by other programs. You will not have to ask stupid questions like this one day. One day, if y'all last long enough, you'll look back on this question and say to yourself, "Jesus, I was such a dumbass for asking that question. SEC fans know, without having to ask, the answers to questions like that." You get a pass but this is your last year. This is your third year in the system. You're expected to follow recruiting. Spend less time on the mail-order bath salts sites and more time on the recruiting sites and compare who is offering who and where who is going.

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I gotts give it up to ya, that was frickin strong.

Not really, let's break this down.

Micheal Sam is gay-Pretty fresh

Don't know my players? You will soon-Again, fresh perspective there.

Phil Steele, "experts", old time SEC fans know our guys-No, no they don't. Considering none of them have done shite. What's to know? Do you know? You didn't mention any players specifically. You mentioned they were recruited by other schools. Fantastic.

Mail order bath salt site- listen dipshit, if it was a website it wouldn't be "mail order" full potato

And to top it all off

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scrooster

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It just doesn't (ever) get any worse than that.

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Not really, let's break this down. Micheal Sam is gay-Pretty fresh Don't know my players? You will soon-Again, fresh perspective there. Phil Steele, "experts", old time SEC fans know our guys-No, no they don't. Considering none of them have done shite. What's to know? Do you know? You didn't mention any players specifically. You mentioned they were recruited by other schools. Fantastic. Mail order bath salt site- listen dipshit, if it was a website it wouldn't be "mail order" full potato And to top it all off quote:scrooster It just doesn't (ever) get any worse than that.

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Hey I aint a fan of Banty Rooster but he got off pretty good.

Rant On!