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Former coaches of your program you'd totally ignore while waiting for a restaurant table

Posted on 8/29/21 at 9:18 am
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American southerner
Member since Nov 2013
35959 posts
Posted on 8/29/21 at 9:18 am
John L Smith, I'd smile and shake his hand and probably say "Smile" to him and it would be a good light hearted moment

Houston Nutt, hell yes, even though I wanted him fired in 2003, before the spoiled brat Malzhan/Springdale stuff, I'd fistbump Nutt and tell him I"m at peace with him. And many Hog fans here wont' like that, and I don't give a shite.

Bret Bielema? Dude, that guy did not destroy our program. I'd tell him congrats on the Nebraska win, I was rooting for him, and Godspeed.


Holtz, Hatfield, Ford, I would certainly pay respectful homage


Chad Morris standing near me waiting for a table? I would not say hello. I would not look at him. I might scowl at him. I might tell him "hey, frick you mother fricker"


But I would not say that, as a Christian, I would just ignore him and hope that I could muster the prayer enough to ask the Lord for forgiveness that I have bad thoughts about the guy and ask the Lord to give me strength to wish him well
Posted by pvilleguru
Member since Jun 2009
60453 posts
Posted on 8/29/21 at 9:19 am to
Every single one.
Posted by AUCE05
Member since Dec 2009
42582 posts
Posted on 8/29/21 at 9:21 am to
None. They all brought hardware to the plains.
Posted by skrayper
21-0 Asterisk Drive
Member since Nov 2012
31036 posts
Posted on 8/29/21 at 9:23 am to
Reading your title and then your post, it seems that you don’t understand the premise behind your own question
Posted by TeLeFaWx
Dallas, TX
Member since Aug 2011
29180 posts
Posted on 8/29/21 at 9:24 am to
Are you drunk? Who are you have a conversation with?
Posted by CGSC Lobotomy
Member since Sep 2011
81001 posts
Posted on 8/29/21 at 9:25 am to
Dennis Franchione, because he is simply an a-hole.

Kevin Sumlin because he's probably drunk off his arse.
Posted by makersmark1
earth
Member since Oct 2011
16067 posts
Posted on 8/29/21 at 9:27 am to
I don’t hold grudges.

I’d speak to them IF I recognized them.

I like Chizik. Tubs is a senator.
I’d even speak to Malzahn or Bowden.

Posted by Naked Bootleg
Member since Jul 2021
1870 posts
Posted on 8/29/21 at 9:37 am to
Howard Smellsofbourbon. Still can’t believe that asshat was our coach for a season.

Posted by Tiger on the Rag
Cattle Gap Egypt
Member since Jan 2018
6866 posts
Posted on 8/29/21 at 9:38 am to
Only one I can think of going all the way back to 1964 till now would be Curley Hallman.
Posted by TFH
Member since Apr 2016
2223 posts
Posted on 8/29/21 at 9:39 am to
I just want to knock spurrier’s nose out of alignment for not voting for McFadden
Posted by MoarKilometers
Member since Apr 2015
18194 posts
Posted on 8/29/21 at 9:43 am to
I'd tell the coach I signed with to frick off... I'd sneak in the kitchen and take a hot, steamy shite on the salad going to the interim head coach I got.
Posted by Tridentds
Sugar Land
Member since Aug 2011
20632 posts
Posted on 8/29/21 at 9:44 am to
I wouldn't bother any of them. Just go on about my business.
Posted by Jebadeb
Member since Oct 2017
4847 posts
Posted on 8/29/21 at 9:46 am to
Nick Saban
Posted by Dawgholio
Bugtussle
Member since Oct 2015
13047 posts
Posted on 8/29/21 at 9:46 am to
Jim Donnan. That turd had tremendous talent and wasted every bit of it.
Posted by Chalkywhite84
New orleans
Member since Dec 2016
27409 posts
Posted on 8/29/21 at 10:04 am to
Dameyune craig.

That guy is such a douche.

Someone should start a thread for hottest wife of an assistant coach.
Posted by 19
Flux Capacitor, Fluxing
Member since Nov 2007
33280 posts
Posted on 8/29/21 at 10:07 am to
Sabuh.

Unless I stepped on him.
Posted by armtackledawg
Member since Aug 2017
11998 posts
Posted on 8/29/21 at 10:11 am to
All of them. They don't need me fangirling them while they are trying to eat
Posted by burdhead
WOMP WOMP!!
Member since Apr 2017
6008 posts
Posted on 8/29/21 at 10:23 am to
Malzahn or Bowden
Posted by ColoradoAg
Colorado
Member since Sep 2011
22435 posts
Posted on 8/29/21 at 10:23 am to
Dennis Franchione ...
Posted by SpartyGator
Detroit Lions fan
Member since Oct 2011
75677 posts
Posted on 8/29/21 at 10:33 am to
McElwain - was kind of a goofy arse, though he did have some highlights with 2 division titles and a fun win over LSU in 2016.

I don't have any real beef with Zook or Muschamp. Zook wasn't a good HC on game day but tried hard and recruited some great talent for Meyer to work with. Muschamp was dogshit on offense but nothing against the guy - he just wasn't ready for that job at the time.
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