re: 2021 Spring Game

Sep. 4 Eastern Illinois
Williams-Brice Stadium, Columbia, SC
Win, barely

Sep. 11
at East Carolina Pirates
Dowdy-Ficklen Stadium, Greenville, NC
Very possible upset given how they'll be up and we'll suck.

Sep. 18
at Georgia Bulldogs
Sanford Stadium, Athens, GA
Muschamp will be laughing at us all day with a check for $15 million in his back pocket. Loss, Bad Loss

Saturday
Sep. 25
Kentucky Wildcats
Williams-Brice Stadium, Columbia, SC
Lose

Saturday
Oct. 2
Troy Trojans
Williams-Brice Stadium, Columbia, SC
Very possible upset here too. This one will be just as embarrassing as the Citadel fiasco. Hopefully it'll get Beamer fired unlike Muschamp.

Saturday
Oct. 9
at Tennessee Volunteers
Neyland Stadium, Knoxville, TN
Loss

Saturday
Oct. 16
Vanderbilt Commodores
Williams-Brice Stadium, Columbia, SC
Pretty possible Loss here too


Saturday
Oct. 23
at Texas A&M Aggies
Kyle Field, College Station, TX
Aggie going to enter us dry and offer no safe word.

Saturday
Oct. 30
OFF
A win of sorts

Saturday
Nov. 6
Florida Gators
Williams-Brice Stadium, Columbia, SC
We'll make whoever they play at QB look like Peyton Manning

Saturday
Nov. 13
at Missouri Tigers
Faurot Field, Columbia, MO
Jesus Aged Christ, we'll lose Harry Potter and a bunch of woke milk toast eating fricks.

Saturday
Nov. 20
Auburn Tigers
Williams-Brice Stadium, Columbia, SC
Loss, and a bad one


Saturday
Nov. 27
Clemson Tigers
Williams-Brice Stadium, Columbia, SC
We lose I'd guess 50+ to 3 or 7

Saturday
Dec. 4 SEC Football Schedule
SEC Championship
Mercedes-Benz Stadium, Atlanta, GA
Yeah, not in this fricking decade, not with this dog shite excuse for a staff or roster.



I'll put us at 2.5 and 8