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re: "I remember" - A poem by someone that loves Bama
Posted on 11/1/20 at 10:14 pm to I Love Bama
Posted on 11/1/20 at 10:14 pm to I Love Bama
This reminded me of the don’t cry little corndog or whatever it was- something like that- that dude came up with some years back. 
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Posted on 11/1/20 at 10:32 pm to Tuscaloosa
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TuscaLousy
He screamed to his boss “I did my best...”
Then arrived the results of his breathalyzer test.
“I wasn’t drunk, I was just tired!”
“Nice try” said the airline, “but...
” (obsession doesn’t rhyme with attention)
Posted on 11/1/20 at 10:36 pm to WilliamTaylor21
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(obsession doesn’t rhyme with attention)
Your poem sucked and your English is shitty.
It all makes sense, being from Mississippi.
This post was edited on 11/1/20 at 10:41 pm
Posted on 11/1/20 at 10:45 pm to Tuscaloosa
Posted on 11/1/20 at 10:51 pm to WilliamTaylor21
”LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!” he said grinning
If you’d take my advice, you’d learn about winning
Take a break, take a seat, the cupboard is bare. People keep scrolling because they don’t care.
If you’d take my advice, you’d learn about winning
Take a break, take a seat, the cupboard is bare. People keep scrolling because they don’t care.
This post was edited on 11/1/20 at 11:55 pm
Posted on 11/2/20 at 7:46 am to WilliamTaylor21
My name is Willie T,
I don't have a brain.
I was once hit by a train,
And now I act like I'm age three.
Look at me, look at me, (courtesy to Tuscaloosa)
I have a little wee-wee.
If it weren't for LSU,
I'd probably play with my own doo-doo.
This football board is my only life,
And I lied about having a wife.
Who would marry me,
With my tiny, tiny, wee-wee?
I strive to impress,
So people will think I'm the best.
My feelings on each successive day,
Depend on whether or not people here think I'm gay.
I think I love Saban, no matter what I say,
Because he is looking at me through the camera on gameday.
I wish Saban had been my daddy,
Instead of the old geezer pimp in the broken down '78 Caddy.
I never had a brother,
So Photoshop became my lover.
While I burn thousands of hours making cartoons,
everyone else in my age bracket is out slaying poon.
I'm Willie T and if they ban me, again,
I just may blow my head off after finishing another stinking bottle of gin.
I don't have a brain.
I was once hit by a train,
And now I act like I'm age three.
Look at me, look at me, (courtesy to Tuscaloosa)
I have a little wee-wee.
If it weren't for LSU,
I'd probably play with my own doo-doo.
This football board is my only life,
And I lied about having a wife.
Who would marry me,
With my tiny, tiny, wee-wee?
I strive to impress,
So people will think I'm the best.
My feelings on each successive day,
Depend on whether or not people here think I'm gay.
I think I love Saban, no matter what I say,
Because he is looking at me through the camera on gameday.
I wish Saban had been my daddy,
Instead of the old geezer pimp in the broken down '78 Caddy.
I never had a brother,
So Photoshop became my lover.
While I burn thousands of hours making cartoons,
everyone else in my age bracket is out slaying poon.
I'm Willie T and if they ban me, again,
I just may blow my head off after finishing another stinking bottle of gin.
This post was edited on 11/2/20 at 1:58 pm
Posted on 11/2/20 at 8:07 am to Defnot Altie
Masterful 
Posted on 11/2/20 at 8:11 am to Tuscaloosa
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Masterful
Thanks, Tuscaloosa. It was fun writing it. I just added another bit you probably didn't see.
Here it is:
I never had a brother,
So Photoshop became my lover.
While I burn thousands of hours making cartoons,
everyone else in my age bracket is out slaying poon.
Posted on 11/2/20 at 8:25 am to I Love Bama
After reading this, I think I have to tell my father I am now gay. There is no coming back from it.
Posted on 11/2/20 at 9:31 am to Defnot Altie
You spelled doo-doo wrong you illiterate sister fricker.
It’s not do-do.
It’s not do-do.
Posted on 11/2/20 at 9:58 am to I Love Bama
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And their cock is harder than a rock
Posted on 11/2/20 at 9:58 am to Tuscaloosa
Holy shite. Stop people -- before Tuscaloosa completely kills our souls.
Dude's game has been on for a couple of days now.
Dude's game has been on for a couple of days now.
Posted on 11/2/20 at 1:56 pm to Drizzt
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You spelled doo-doo wrong you illiterate sister fricker.
It’s not do-do.
Thanks, I don't use that word that often and wasn't sure about it. I'm not a poo connoisseur as you likely are.
Posted on 11/2/20 at 2:01 pm to SidewalkTiger
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Right on cue, Tuscaloosa brings up LSU in a thread which isnt about LSU at all.
And right on cue you're in a Bama thread bitching about Bama fans.
Posted on 11/2/20 at 2:01 pm to I Love Bama
Imagine Harvey Updike not being the most embarrassing fan of your team.
Posted on 11/2/20 at 2:07 pm to Ag Zwin
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Imagine Harvey Updike not being the most embarrassing fan of your team.
Harvey Updyke, my greatest hero
Poisons oak trees, kills them like Nero
Auburn fans melt, and Auburn fans scream
But at least their team is not 2 and 3
This post was edited on 11/2/20 at 2:08 pm
Posted on 11/2/20 at 5:03 pm to Defnot Altie
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