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re: Tennessee has some smoking hot cheerleaders.

Posted on 10/22/20 at 5:53 pm to
Posted by TigerLunatik
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2005
93933 posts
Posted on 10/22/20 at 5:53 pm to
Well it might sound odd, it might sound corny
But here's some sex rhymes for those that are horny
For your boomin' granny with the boomin' system
Said I love ya won't leave ya so you got to listen
See I'm talkin' about the way that I'm feeling
You're so lovely lengthy and so appealing
A sassy sophisticated sexy lady
Well I'm 26 and you're 80
The clock is ticking so you better not front
We can go downtown and we could smoke some blunt
Well you're a lovely girlgolden girl, just like Bea Arthur
Just turn down the lights so we can go farther

Boomin' granny, boomin' granny
Boomin' granny, good and plenty

Because I saw ya at the check out line
You dropped your coupons and you were looking fine
Sophisticated, and so mature
I couldn't really care if you're 50 or 74
Because I want ya, and I need ya
Hey boomin' granny you could be my teacher
And I could be your pet, bet
Listen old lady I'm gonna make ya sweat!
I know I'm younger, and your much older
You look so nice on my Chevy Nova
I'm gonna take her to the low rider show, and flaunt ya
I gotta tell ya lady I said I want ya, boomin' granny

Posted by thatguy45
Your alter's mom's basement
Member since Sep 2017
18897 posts
Posted on 10/22/20 at 5:54 pm to
quote:

But here's some sex rhymes

I'm scared now
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