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re: Which SEC Coach would you most like to have a beer with?

Posted on 10/1/20 at 1:53 am to
Posted by GBJs
Jacksonville, FL
Member since Dec 2012
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Posted on 10/1/20 at 1:53 am to
Saban... because he’s the best currently alive.

Leach... because he’s a damn Pirate!!!
Posted by OrangeEmpire
Parts Unknown
Member since Feb 2020
6179 posts
Posted on 10/1/20 at 5:02 am to
Lane
Posted by Broadside Bob
Atlanta, GA
Member since Dec 2012
1091 posts
Posted on 10/1/20 at 5:20 am to
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Will Muschamp cause I'd like to watch a legit psychopath in real life...



Probably smashes the empty bottles on his head. BOOM!
Posted by makersmark1
earth
Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 10/1/20 at 5:44 am to
Probably Leach or Coach O.

Maybe the big guy at Arkansas. He seems genuine.

Maybe Saban. Does he like beer?

If he does, I could learn about the “process” of fermentation.

Gus would just keep handing me a Coors Light over and over.

Mullen would tell me how he invented beer.

Muschamp would get us into a fight. I might get injured or killed.

Posted by Murph4HOF
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11323 posts
Posted on 10/1/20 at 6:38 am to
Depends...

Chasing pussy? Joey F.
Get hammered and get into a Worldstar.com worthy fight? Boom.
Get shitty and play EA Sports NCAA football all night? Pirate.
Ride the backroads of Sand Mountain and northeast Alabama? Pruitt.
In search of the best crawfish boil in the world? O.
I just need a DD? Gus.
Posted by meansonny
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Member since Sep 2012
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Posted on 10/1/20 at 6:40 am to
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Depends...

Chasing pussy? Joey F.
Get hammered and get into a Worldstar.com worthy fight? Boom.
Get shitty and play EA Sports NCAA football all night? Pirate.
Ride the backroads of Sand Mountain and northeast Alabama? Pruitt.
In search of the best crawfish boil in the world? O.
I just need a DD? Gus.



Winner^

For the record, I think Derek Mason and Sam Pittman would be stand up guys to hang out with. Probably a lot of fun to watch football with as well.
Posted by idlewatcher
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Member since Jan 2012
79332 posts
Posted on 10/1/20 at 7:52 am to
Freshwater pulls tang so he’s be a great wingman.

Oeaux (provided a translator was nearby)

Posted by Murph4HOF
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Posted on 10/1/20 at 7:54 am to
Pittman seems like he'd be the type of guy to build an absolute dynasty as a HS football coach.

And smash Natty Ice after beating his rival 59-3 in the last regular season game then pass-out in the film room studying tape for his 1st round playoff opponent.
This post was edited on 10/1/20 at 7:56 am
Posted by Ted2010
Member since Oct 2010
38958 posts
Posted on 10/1/20 at 8:13 am to
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I can't understand O when he's sober and I'm from Louisiana.


Posted by CrownTownHalo
CrownTown, NC
Member since Sep 2011
2948 posts
Posted on 10/1/20 at 8:23 am to
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Can I cheat and say Freshwater and the Pirate together?


I get the appeal on the surface. I imagine it would be interesting for about 5 minutes, until leach starts talking about Rommel...Freshwater gets board, and starts cruising the bar for coeds.
Posted by panzer
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2006
4040 posts
Posted on 10/1/20 at 8:39 am to
O, then LEACH and the rest aren't even close
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 10/1/20 at 9:00 am to
I'm not trashy, so I don't drink beer. I would get waffles with Gus instead.
Posted by paperwasp
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Posted on 10/1/20 at 9:03 am to
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Which SEC Coach would you most like to have a beer with?

Let's also turn this around and ask, "Who would you not like to have a beer with?"

I like football and I like beer, so I'm having trouble coming up with anyone.
Posted by PanhandleSlim
Member since Mar 2020
425 posts
Posted on 10/1/20 at 9:06 am to
As a Gator fan it pains me to say this. But I drank beer with Kirby and Pruitt one night and they were cool as hell.
Posted by Drebin
Member since Aug 2017
4446 posts
Posted on 10/1/20 at 9:08 am to
Leach for the funny stories.

Kiffin because you always want to have one guy in your group who attracts the trim.
Posted by VADawg
Wherever
Member since Nov 2011
45060 posts
Posted on 10/1/20 at 9:10 am to
O and Leach are the only answers.
Posted by iHatecowbells
Southaven MS
Member since Sep 2018
549 posts
Posted on 10/1/20 at 9:24 am to
Leach would be fun, unless like me, you like to talk a shite ton after a few drinks. I feel like he doesn't leave much room for that lol. Kiffin would be fun but very dry.
Posted by higgs_boson
State College, PA
Member since Sep 2014
22456 posts
Posted on 10/1/20 at 9:26 am to
O

Kiffen

Jimbo --- if we are having multiple beers --- I think he would spill on how it all went so wrong at FL State.
Posted by madmaxvol
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Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 10/1/20 at 10:21 am to
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Can I cheat and say Freshwater and the Pirate together?




The whole state of Mississippi became exponentially more fun with the addition of these two.
Posted by bamameister
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Member since May 2016
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Posted on 10/1/20 at 10:28 am to
The next coach we play. I'm just there for the intel.
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