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re: How would legalizing Pot affect college football players?

Posted on 8/1/08 at 10:44 am to
Posted by Corndog
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2006
918 posts
Posted on 8/1/08 at 10:44 am to
It would affect them this way.

80% would be late for class, grades drop on average a point, each player gains about 10 to 15 pounds, we drop from #6 in the rankings to #36 in the rankings here, and we have about 13 more penalties a game for really dumb shite.

Before all the pot heads jump on me, NO you don't work better when you're high and NO you're not more awake and alert when you're high.
Posted by DvlsAdvocat
Your Mom's House, AL
Member since Jul 2007
24491 posts
Posted on 8/1/08 at 10:53 am to
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Before all the pot heads jump on me, NO you don't work better when you're high and NO you're not more awake and alert when you're high.


I would never make that claim. This was empirically proven by years of...err...extensive research studies...conducted by my colleagues and I at Auburn University in the early to mid-nineties.
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