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Ranking the Big-6 Stadiums.
Posted on 5/3/20 at 8:09 pm
Posted on 5/3/20 at 8:09 pm
#1 Auburn
Excitement in every single game. Passion for the whole "University" from start to finish.
#2 LSU
Crazy people who absolutely "LOVE" their Sports Teams.
#3 Florida
A bit spoiled, but extremely well-educated. Can literally have whatever they want in sports. Old-School, Southern, fan-base.
#4 Tennessee
Exceedingly loyal to their State and #1 University (within that State) in Knoxville. Undying in passion and would rather die than change their allegiance.
#5 Alabama
Boring, entitled and old. Most "fans" aren't well-cultered and mostly want to fight either with themselves, or other people whilst watching a football team. Don't give a shite about their actual University, whilst tattooing themselves with a "cool" Alabama "A" on their face or neck.
#6 UGA
Old people. Dead stadium that still pays Ludicris for:
1 loaf of whole grain bread, organic creamy peanut butter and organic grape or strawberry jelly (In case the dinner wasn't enough, I guess.)
1 Crest Spin rechargeable toothbrush and Crest toothpaste (Got to keep the teeth clean.)
1 box of Fruit Roll-Ups (You've got to get your fruit snack on, sometimes.)
6 Hanes Large White T-Shirts
1 box of Trojan Magnum Condoms, Ecstasy (Naturally.)
2 Jo Malone candles, Gardenia scent (The room has to smell good.)
2 bottles of Belvedere Vodka
2 bottles of Conjure Cognac (This is impressive finessing to force the people paying you to perform to purchase your brand of cognac for you. That's how you get extra money.)
2 bottles of Patron Silver
2 packs of AA and AAA batteries (Always be prepared.)
2 cases of Snapple (That's a lot of Snapple.)
1 small Secret Deodorant (I stand with Ludacris on #TeamLadiesDeodorant. It's far superior.)...
...all whilst not winning an actual Ring or Trophy in American College Football in 40 years.
Please feel free to add any additional facts or personal opinions as needed.
Excitement in every single game. Passion for the whole "University" from start to finish.
#2 LSU
Crazy people who absolutely "LOVE" their Sports Teams.
#3 Florida
A bit spoiled, but extremely well-educated. Can literally have whatever they want in sports. Old-School, Southern, fan-base.
#4 Tennessee
Exceedingly loyal to their State and #1 University (within that State) in Knoxville. Undying in passion and would rather die than change their allegiance.
#5 Alabama
Boring, entitled and old. Most "fans" aren't well-cultered and mostly want to fight either with themselves, or other people whilst watching a football team. Don't give a shite about their actual University, whilst tattooing themselves with a "cool" Alabama "A" on their face or neck.
#6 UGA
Old people. Dead stadium that still pays Ludicris for:
1 loaf of whole grain bread, organic creamy peanut butter and organic grape or strawberry jelly (In case the dinner wasn't enough, I guess.)
1 Crest Spin rechargeable toothbrush and Crest toothpaste (Got to keep the teeth clean.)
1 box of Fruit Roll-Ups (You've got to get your fruit snack on, sometimes.)
6 Hanes Large White T-Shirts
1 box of Trojan Magnum Condoms, Ecstasy (Naturally.)
2 Jo Malone candles, Gardenia scent (The room has to smell good.)
2 bottles of Belvedere Vodka
2 bottles of Conjure Cognac (This is impressive finessing to force the people paying you to perform to purchase your brand of cognac for you. That's how you get extra money.)
2 bottles of Patron Silver
2 packs of AA and AAA batteries (Always be prepared.)
2 cases of Snapple (That's a lot of Snapple.)
1 small Secret Deodorant (I stand with Ludacris on #TeamLadiesDeodorant. It's far superior.)...
...all whilst not winning an actual Ring or Trophy in American College Football in 40 years.
Please feel free to add any additional facts or personal opinions as needed.
This post was edited on 5/3/20 at 8:12 pm
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