--Triggered by a whiny-arse coach always playing the "oh woe is me, we're being disrespected" card (stolen from the "Rat Poison" section of the Midget Overlord's playbook).

If you're going to whine, at least do it better than the Ryan Day "BUT BUT BUT WE SHOULDN'T AWARD THE HEISMAN UNTIL AFTER THE PLAYOFFS!" tantrum.

--Triggered by a lame-arse team sporting a loooooong winning streak comprised mainly of JV teams from Cuba and Nigeria (with the occasional Bama game thrown in for good measure).

BTW, UCF says "Hi" - they want to honor your team's unprecedented winning streak over an atrociously difficult two-year schedule by sharing their imaginary, self-awarded national title with you (you won't sniff the real thing, and will get skull-drug by the same team that beat their asses).

--Triggered by a bunch of obnoxious fans that are rivaled only by the Bama Gumps in terms of self-aggrandizement, entitlement and delusion.

FWIW, your insufferable whiner of a coach better PRAY that God favors his team in two weeks. It's the only way Clemson's gonna walk off the field instead of climbing out of a (LSU) Tiger-stomped mud hole.

(FWIW, I don't think God "favors" any team, only the pure and honest effort of all the contestants that believe in him and follow the path he's set for us - just to be clear).