re: Opposing coaches view of Jimbo Fisher: "I think Jimbo is as good a coach as they come"

I like your style and admire your frugality as demonstrated by your holding your costs down to a frivolous (by comparison) $400. I've got my schedule down for AM coffee with a pard to meet every WED @ 8:30 @ the local Panera's. He thinks it's a happenstance. BS. The new BOGO's hit every WED AM and I grab the Publix foldout from the local mullet wrapper and spend an hour or so picking stuff up and putting it back if I can't figure out a place to hide it. And the Publix is next door to the Panera! Don't wanna miss the toofer deals on Blue Bell and Mrs Smith's and those deli egg custard pies. And it ain't just the Publix. When I figgered out how to buy worthless crap from Amazon I was on a first name basis with the UPS drivers. I finally called a halt when one of the wooden arms in my closet collapsed under the weight of about 30 pairs of Wranglers. Amazon stock fell when my wife started clearing all the save for later specials daily. That "one click" trap had me stepping for a while.

BTW, I got three fridge's, two on the back porch. Small one for my junk and a bigger one for B-E-E-R only. And there might be one can of Bud among them. That's all I drink and I'll have one about twice a month. My kids roll in here like clockwork dragging husbands and hanger-ons to the cheapest honky tonk pool parties in America. Remember when I had one of the three back yard, real inground pools in Columbus and I didn't even own a key to the doors which were unlocked 24/7? It's about like that scene from about now through labor day! I just need to hang an OPEN neon sign some place and let it rip. Further as ole Curtis Hargrove woulda said it "7 and half feet wide? You must be on a diet"