Saban The Mercenary

As Saban enters into his 13th season at the University of Alabama, do fans of other teams still endlessly worry about where he will coach next?

I seem to vaguely recall that, according to all experts on-line and in sport's media, Saban was going to jump ship at Alabama after one season, two at the most.

Being a mercenary and soulless drifter with no roots, and the only coach in college football to ever have more than one job, he seemed destined to leave Alabama almost immediately.

He lied and little baby football players died all across America. Tuscaloosa, according to all round-table discussions held at ESPN for weeks before his eventual hiring, was a total and complete shite-hole and no coach would ever leave Miami to land in hell.

Anyway, it's fun reminiscing about how jealous and wrong so many people were. And, I guess I'd like to ask the board experts how much longer until Saban leaves Alabama?

Thanks.