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Billionaire dies during penis enlargement surgery

Posted on 3/7/19 at 11:29 am
Posted by Vecchio Cane
Ivory Tower
Member since Jul 2016
17823 posts
Posted on 3/7/19 at 11:29 am
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If your 65 and worth billions then you're already swinging a big one. Why pump silicate into your schlong?

People, man
This post was edited on 3/7/19 at 11:30 am
Posted by Arksulli
Fayetteville
Member since Aug 2014
25223 posts
Posted on 3/7/19 at 11:33 am to
Ain't nothing unidentified being injected into my tally whacker thank you. Not identified either for that matter.
Posted by Vecchio Cane
Ivory Tower
Member since Jul 2016
17823 posts
Posted on 3/7/19 at 11:36 am to
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Ain't nothing unidentified being injected into my tally whacker thank you. Not identified either for that matter.


Amen, brother. A-men
Posted by LouisvilleKat
Member since Oct 2016
18260 posts
Posted on 3/7/19 at 11:38 am to
From what I understand it couldn't have happened to a more deserving a-hole.

Just proof you don't have to be smart to be a billionaire.

Leave your tally whacker intact, survive another day
Posted by LouisvilleKat
Member since Oct 2016
18260 posts
Posted on 3/7/19 at 11:40 am to
I am actually curious how this procedure works. I assumed he was just having that surgery the male porn stars all get that makes their dicks a little longer but means they can't stand up on their own anymore. I wonder what the injection was.
This post was edited on 3/7/19 at 11:44 am
Posted by Arksulli
Fayetteville
Member since Aug 2014
25223 posts
Posted on 3/7/19 at 11:41 am to
quote:

From what I understand it couldn't have happened to a more deserving a-hole.

Just proof you don't have to be smart to be a billionaire.

Leave your tally whacker intact, survive another day




I do believe that was the 11th Commandment that God decided not to add in because it was so self evident. "Thou shalt not do anything weird to thy penis."
Posted by Pavoloco83
Acworth Ga. too many damn dawgs
Member since Nov 2013
15347 posts
Posted on 3/7/19 at 11:47 am to
This bro obviously never heard of peptides...
Posted by Pavoloco83
Acworth Ga. too many damn dawgs
Member since Nov 2013
15347 posts
Posted on 3/7/19 at 11:49 am to
quote:

"Thou shalt not do anything weird to thy penis."


Man, we will never know all the weird places penises have been. Dicks are the last great fearless explorer/adventurers on this planet.
Posted by Arksulli
Fayetteville
Member since Aug 2014
25223 posts
Posted on 3/7/19 at 11:55 am to
quote:

This bro obviously never heard of peptides...




I absolutely do not have an account with Research Peptides just in case. Pay no attention to my bank account, it is fake news.
Posted by Kentucker
Cincinnati, KY
Member since Apr 2013
19351 posts
Posted on 3/7/19 at 12:28 pm to
The word stiff has a double entendre in this thread.
Posted by Vecchio Cane
Ivory Tower
Member since Jul 2016
17823 posts
Posted on 3/7/19 at 12:51 pm to
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
119509 posts
Posted on 3/7/19 at 2:44 pm to
Rich people aren't too smart apparently.
Posted by dawgsjlw
shite hole with your momma
Member since Sep 2014
826 posts
Posted on 3/7/19 at 6:12 pm to
quote:

I am actually curious how this procedure works.
For all you baws looking to get a bigger cock, the solution is rather simple. Just find you a different boyfriend.
Posted by LouisvilleKat
Member since Oct 2016
18260 posts
Posted on 3/7/19 at 8:13 pm to
quote:

For all you baws looking to get a bigger cock,
I think you missed the point of the question. I'm curious what and why they injected something into his junk. I'm curious what this procedure was supposed to do other than kill him.

I'm perfectly happy with my OE

Posted by Ancient Astronaut
Member since May 2015
33162 posts
Posted on 3/7/19 at 8:55 pm to
They said he went limp
Posted by SemperFiDawg
Member since Sep 2014
2282 posts
Posted on 3/8/19 at 12:53 pm to
Injecting silicon into your body is all the rage now in the queer community. GQ(Gay Queer) magazine had an article on it recently. figs are injecting it anywhere on their body they want inhancement and it’s killing them. Almost a shame. Almost.
Posted by Athos
Member since Sep 2016
11878 posts
Posted on 3/8/19 at 1:00 pm to
Your homophobia is rather unsettling. Show us on the doll where the gay community hurt you.
Posted by MeatCleaverWeaver
Member since Oct 2013
22175 posts
Posted on 3/9/19 at 1:25 pm to
This has really got me re-thinking the penis reduction surgery I’m slated to have next month.
Posted by BoozeDawg
ATLANNUH
Member since Sep 2018
1465 posts
Posted on 3/9/19 at 3:00 pm to
im more amazed at how many times the word "tally wacker" was used in this thread. Not one you hear everyday hahah
Posted by Skunk
Lurking since August 2009
Member since Jan 2018
296 posts
Posted on 3/9/19 at 8:07 pm to
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This post was edited on 3/10/19 at 7:37 am
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