re: Went to an adult store for the first time..

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Ever "accidentally" find your wife's/girlfriend's dildo? Unless she uses a Bullet exclusively, it's a humbling experience

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My girlfriend never hid them from me. But I admit I was more than a little rustled by the rabbit one she had. The fricking head turns completely around and its got the button flicker tail. How the fudge am I supposed to compete with that


Hell I guess I should just be glad it didn't have a bluetooth speaker.