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re: Went to an adult store for the first time..
Posted on 2/19/19 at 3:54 pm to LouisvilleKat
Posted on 2/19/19 at 3:54 pm to LouisvilleKat
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The dildo wall looks like an alien death ray assortment.
The sheer number of dildo varieties is mind blowing. And women (and Toddy) are obviously buying these things or they wouldn't keep making them.
Seems unfair that we have to compete with the unstoppable capitalist machine that is the dildo industry.
There's no way we can live up to that standard.
Ever "accidentally" find your wife's/girlfriend's dildo? Unless she uses a Bullet exclusively, it's a humbling experience
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Posted on 2/19/19 at 4:16 pm to Vols&Shaft83
quote:My girlfriend never hid them from me. But I admit I was more than a little rustled by the rabbit one she had. The fricking head turns completely around and its got the button flicker tail. How the fudge am I supposed to compete with that
Ever "accidentally" find your wife's/girlfriend's dildo? Unless she uses a Bullet exclusively, it's a humbling experience
Hell I guess I should just be glad it didn't have a bluetooth speaker.
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