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re: Went to an adult store for the first time..
Posted on 2/19/19 at 1:08 pm to Hogwarts
Posted on 2/19/19 at 1:08 pm to Hogwarts
There is this massive adult store about 30-45 minutes north of Knoxville on I-75. I mean YUGE, size of a Walmart. Has a damn movie theater in it, and private booths.
Drove by it a hundred times when I was working in south Kentucky, never stopped until one week I was working with my dad and he asked if I'd ever been in there. I said "no, have you?", he said "no, but I've passed by it so many times that I just want to know what the hell is in that place".
So we decided to stop on our way home from Corbin. Holy shite, there was DVDs and Toys for every fetish imaginable, outfits, VHS tapes, whips, chains, cuffs, pocket pussies (vibrating and non-vibrating with every race and pubic style), male and female blowup dolls, and DILDOS as far the eye could see.
My dad was cracking up when he came across a dildo display that I thought had to be a joke (at least I hope it was). They had an ethnically diverse selection of flesh colored dildos that were at least a yard long and as thick as my wrists. Of course, I couldn't help myself, I picked one of these monsters up and started doing the helicopter.
At this point my dad is laughing so loud that all the other perverts in the store are now looking at us and getting annoyed, one of the clerks came over and asked "Can I help y'all with anything?". I said "no, ma'am, I think we're beyond help at this point".
We were asked to keep it down or leave, so we left.
Don't know if the store is still there, but for years, whenever we were on a road trip and there's a billboard for a novelty shop, my dad starts laughing.
Drove by it a hundred times when I was working in south Kentucky, never stopped until one week I was working with my dad and he asked if I'd ever been in there. I said "no, have you?", he said "no, but I've passed by it so many times that I just want to know what the hell is in that place".
So we decided to stop on our way home from Corbin. Holy shite, there was DVDs and Toys for every fetish imaginable, outfits, VHS tapes, whips, chains, cuffs, pocket pussies (vibrating and non-vibrating with every race and pubic style), male and female blowup dolls, and DILDOS as far the eye could see.
My dad was cracking up when he came across a dildo display that I thought had to be a joke (at least I hope it was). They had an ethnically diverse selection of flesh colored dildos that were at least a yard long and as thick as my wrists. Of course, I couldn't help myself, I picked one of these monsters up and started doing the helicopter.
At this point my dad is laughing so loud that all the other perverts in the store are now looking at us and getting annoyed, one of the clerks came over and asked "Can I help y'all with anything?". I said "no, ma'am, I think we're beyond help at this point".
We were asked to keep it down or leave, so we left.
Don't know if the store is still there, but for years, whenever we were on a road trip and there's a billboard for a novelty shop, my dad starts laughing.
This post was edited on 2/19/19 at 1:11 pm
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Posted on 2/19/19 at 1:10 pm to Vols&Shaft83
Haha that is hilarious
Posted on 2/19/19 at 1:24 pm to Vols&Shaft83
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Vols&Shaft83
Quality father/son time.
Posted on 2/19/19 at 4:18 pm to Vols&Shaft83
Your dad used to pay you $20 to let him see you naked. Didn’t he?
Posted on 12/1/20 at 5:41 am to Vols&Shaft83
Very funny...and good times for an adult son and a father.
I went to one in Germany to get the wife something for valentines day...actually something for both of us because I am a romantic. As I was purusing the amazing variations of plastic peckers available a gorgeous young lady approached me and asked if there was anything I would like to see demonstrated. Like asking a fat kid in a candy store if anything caught his eye. I always thought the private rooms in these places were for rubbing one out but apparently in at least this one place they served that purpose was well as providing a place for store employees to demonstrate the wares. That young lady was a helluva salesperson...I bought way more than I intended to based on her obvious expert opinion. She even installed the batteries and threw in the lube for free....the epitome of high end service, all the way around....
I went to one in Germany to get the wife something for valentines day...actually something for both of us because I am a romantic. As I was purusing the amazing variations of plastic peckers available a gorgeous young lady approached me and asked if there was anything I would like to see demonstrated. Like asking a fat kid in a candy store if anything caught his eye. I always thought the private rooms in these places were for rubbing one out but apparently in at least this one place they served that purpose was well as providing a place for store employees to demonstrate the wares. That young lady was a helluva salesperson...I bought way more than I intended to based on her obvious expert opinion. She even installed the batteries and threw in the lube for free....the epitome of high end service, all the way around....
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