re: 14 years ago today, Saban left LSU for the Dolphins

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Arkansas. The Razorbacks and a troubled kid has just gotten caught throwing a laptop out of a window. After a rebuilding year, Payton brings in Cam Newton and wins an NC. He follows that season with Johnny Manziel who helps begin a decade-long reign of flagship terror. Pigs. Slop. Oinks. Nothing but. Begrudgingly, the SEC becomes home of the Big 7 and we all gain 25 pounds of belly fat and lose 25 points of IQ. Arkansas is present for every CFP playoff and heads into the 2018 bowl season as a 20 point favorite.

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As much as this place could use a reign of terror from Arkansas to liven things up this will never happen. The Sports gods are punishing us for Broyles running off Holtz, Hatfield, Richardson, and Blair. We are doomed to wander the desert of sport's futility.

One day we will appease the gods though. One day tFlagship shall raise from the depths and spread unholy terror upon this board and the SEC. The cry of Woo Pig Sooie will haunt your dreams. Its just a matter of time.