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re: 14 years ago today, Saban left LSU for the Dolphins
Posted on 12/25/18 at 12:21 pm to TopFlightSecurity
Posted on 12/25/18 at 12:21 pm to TopFlightSecurity
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If only they had signed Drew Brees over Daunte Culpeper
Could have ended up worse.
Saban wins super bowl with Dolphins.
Alabama hires and keeps Rich Rod and stays average.
Auburn hangs on to Duck Hunt Tuberville who is still coaching there today.
Mark Richt and Urban Meyer dominate the East until Meyer is driven into a heart attack by...
Sean Payton - the former Saints head coach who couldn’t find footing rebuilding a Katrina-damaged team without a star QB. After a grisly ending with Benson, he meets with Jerry Jones in Dallas where he is convinced to try college for a change of pace. Arkansas. The Razorbacks and a troubled kid has just gotten caught throwing a laptop out of a window. After a rebuilding year, Payton brings in Cam Newton and wins an NC. He follows that season with Johnny Manziel who helps begin a decade-long reign of flagship terror. Pigs. Slop. Oinks. Nothing but. Begrudgingly, the SEC becomes home of the Big 7 and we all gain 25 pounds of belly fat and lose 25 points of IQ. Arkansas is present for every CFP playoff and heads into the 2018 bowl season as a 20 point favorite.
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Posted on 12/25/18 at 1:06 pm to StringedInstruments
quote:Credit where credit is due. That is a good alternate timeline.
StringedInstruments
Posted on 12/25/18 at 1:26 pm to StringedInstruments
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Sean Payton - the former Saints head coach who couldn’t find footing rebuilding a Katrina-damaged team without a star QB. After a grisly ending with Benson, he meets with Jerry Jones in Dallas where he is convinced to try college for a change of pace. Arkansas. The Razorbacks and a troubled kid has just gotten caught throwing a laptop out of a window. After a rebuilding year, Payton brings in Cam Newton and wins an NC. He follows that season with Johnny Manziel who helps begin a decade-long reign of flagship terror. Pigs. Slop. Oinks. Nothing but. Begrudgingly, the SEC becomes home of the Big 7 and we all gain 25 pounds of belly fat and lose 25 points of IQ. Arkansas is present for every CFP playoff and heads into the 2018 bowl season as a 20 point favorite.
Dear God
Posted on 12/26/18 at 8:19 am to StringedInstruments
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Arkansas. The Razorbacks and a troubled kid has just gotten caught throwing a laptop out of a window. After a rebuilding year, Payton brings in Cam Newton and wins an NC. He follows that season with Johnny Manziel who helps begin a decade-long reign of flagship terror. Pigs. Slop. Oinks. Nothing but. Begrudgingly, the SEC becomes home of the Big 7 and we all gain 25 pounds of belly fat and lose 25 points of IQ. Arkansas is present for every CFP playoff and heads into the 2018 bowl season as a 20 point favorite.
As much as this place could use a reign of terror from Arkansas to liven things up this will never happen. The Sports gods are punishing us for Broyles running off Holtz, Hatfield, Richardson, and Blair. We are doomed to wander the desert of sport's futility.
One day we will appease the gods though. One day tFlagship shall raise from the depths and spread unholy terror upon this board and the SEC. The cry of Woo Pig Sooie will haunt your dreams. Its just a matter of time.
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