re: If you played football in Highschool or beyond...

I didn't make a catch once and my coach had me strapped down to 3/4" plyboard, stripped down and bullwhipped.

Then I was waterboarded for 2 hours, forced to walk on hot coals and kicked in the nuts by every team member.

Finally I was thrown in a pen with 4 pitbulls and savagely bitten all over.

Other than that he was a great guy. One of the nicest and most caring coaches I ever had.