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Posted on 11/28/18 at 7:38 pm
Posted on 11/28/18 at 7:38 pm
I saw this today and thought it would get some of you riled up for Saturday. It's inspiring for what is to come on Saturday:
Have you ever watched those nature documentaries on TV? Have you seen the one about lions?
See, there's this lion. He's the King of the Jungle. He's huge. He's lying under a tree. He's so big, he's so hot, he doesn't want to move. Now, the little lion cubs start messing with him. Nipping at his tail and at his ears and he doesn't do anything. The lioness starts messing with him, making trouble. Still, nothing.
Now, the other animals - they notice this and start to move in. The Jackels, Hyenias, Elephants, and start laughing at him. They nip his toes and eat the food in his domain. They keep doing this and get closer and closer and bolder and bolder until one day that lion gets up and tears the shite out of all of them. He runs like the wind, eats everything in his path because every once in a while that lion has to show them all who he is.
Its too late to be nervous. Its time to show everyone who the Dawgs are. When Georiga comes out onto that field on Saturday, they wont beat Bama - THEY WILL KICK THEIR arse!
Sounds Better from Christopher Walken Himself
Let the down votes begin but GO DAWGS! Bama's dynasty ends on Saturday.
Have you ever watched those nature documentaries on TV? Have you seen the one about lions?
See, there's this lion. He's the King of the Jungle. He's huge. He's lying under a tree. He's so big, he's so hot, he doesn't want to move. Now, the little lion cubs start messing with him. Nipping at his tail and at his ears and he doesn't do anything. The lioness starts messing with him, making trouble. Still, nothing.
Now, the other animals - they notice this and start to move in. The Jackels, Hyenias, Elephants, and start laughing at him. They nip his toes and eat the food in his domain. They keep doing this and get closer and closer and bolder and bolder until one day that lion gets up and tears the shite out of all of them. He runs like the wind, eats everything in his path because every once in a while that lion has to show them all who he is.
Its too late to be nervous. Its time to show everyone who the Dawgs are. When Georiga comes out onto that field on Saturday, they wont beat Bama - THEY WILL KICK THEIR arse!
Sounds Better from Christopher Walken Himself
Let the down votes begin but GO DAWGS! Bama's dynasty ends on Saturday.
This post was edited on 11/29/18 at 4:01 pm
Posted on 11/28/18 at 7:42 pm to Dawgirl
You post some really cringy shite sometimes.
Posted on 11/29/18 at 1:34 pm to Dawgirl
At least have the common courtesy to give credit to Christopher Walken for it...
Lion speech from "Pool Hall Junkies"
Lion speech from "Pool Hall Junkies"
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