re: Arky, y’all need to do a full sail on our arse this week

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Don’t hold back.

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Challenge accepted CB.

LSU doesn't stand a chance Saturday against the Hogs. I'll sail my case as such:

SEC Network moved this game to 6:30 to give most of us time to come down from the deer stand or away from last minute work on our duck blinds to make it to NWA.

The temperature will be dropping from the low 40's at kickoff to around 34 by the end of the game. This will allow us to wear the same clothes all day.

There will be over 100 thousand Razorback fans in RRS though on TV it won't appear to be that many because half of us will be in camo (you wont see us).

We will put out steaming pots of gumbo on the LSU sideline to help "keep your boys warm". Your players and coaches will spend too much time discussing how this Arkansas gumbo isn't as good as they get at home and become distracted.

We took a page out of Mississippi State's book and petitioned the SEC office in B'Ham (because we all know how much they hate LSU) and have been given a one time exemption to bring our duck calls and half empty OxyContin bottles as "noise makers"....the sound will be deafening.

As a final touch we have used the week off to spread acorns and deer corn on the field and at anytime the Tigers are showing some momentum we will release packs of feral pigs onto the field.....think "rally possum" on steroids.

Be afraid....be very afraid.