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re: Brace yourselves. We knew this would happen eventually...
Posted on 10/18/18 at 1:09 am to Tuas Knee
Posted on 10/18/18 at 1:09 am to Tuas Knee
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Howzit my haole bruddahs? No listen foa dat lolo mahu Boz. He so humbug and say any kine brahs. Haole boy Boz wat doing givin’ Tua’s Knee da stink eye saying it junk?
Like beef wit Tua’s Knee Boz? You so high maka maka braging about being all connected. Whoever you be talking foa be aznuts. Tua’s Knee mo’ bettah da' last week and will be ready to drop dimes on the Vols local style!
Tua’s Knee gonna make sure it’s kaukau time for all his bruddas in Knoxville. All bruddahs gonna grind, arse right, it gonna be ono, we talkin’ pu pu, laulau, kalua, poke, lomi-lomi, pinapple, and lilikoi! Only brok’ da mout for Tua’s bruddahs.
Tanks to da max for the concern haole tide nation but Tua’s Knee is Da Kine so no worries!
Shaka
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Posted on 10/18/18 at 1:57 am to AllBamaDoesIsWin
Geez tough crowd. It's Hawaiian Pidgin and an English based creole language locals speak in Hawaii. Have never posted on the rant before and did not start this account to troll. Figured Tua's Knee was better than bamafan5743.
Grew up in the south and lived a year in Hawaii before going to Alabama so I'm familiar with it but would never dare to try and speak it for real. It's unique and you'll only hear it in Hawaii from locals.
If Tua's Knee could speak it no doubt would speak Hawaiian pidgin! Figured with the thread and expectations I needed to come in with something other than hey guys big fan love the board and roll tide! Translated it basically said Boz got some bad info, my knee is great and will be ready to play well saturday, then an everybody eats reference ala John Doe.
Oh well I guess that's why I'm not a comedic writer. But if you've ever heard it spoken it's kind of funny. We will never here him speak it but Tua very likely speaks it with other locals on the island.
Grew up in the south and lived a year in Hawaii before going to Alabama so I'm familiar with it but would never dare to try and speak it for real. It's unique and you'll only hear it in Hawaii from locals.
If Tua's Knee could speak it no doubt would speak Hawaiian pidgin! Figured with the thread and expectations I needed to come in with something other than hey guys big fan love the board and roll tide! Translated it basically said Boz got some bad info, my knee is great and will be ready to play well saturday, then an everybody eats reference ala John Doe.
Oh well I guess that's why I'm not a comedic writer. But if you've ever heard it spoken it's kind of funny. We will never here him speak it but Tua very likely speaks it with other locals on the island.
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