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re: Why are Alabama fans so overweight?
Posted on 9/27/18 at 4:48 pm to jawjaTiger
Posted on 9/27/18 at 4:48 pm to jawjaTiger
Well they're team is so relevant that they feel they don't have to be. Imagine if you could choose one or the other. Would you want your team to be relevant or yourself?
Think about it......Your a Tide fan and you show up to the Stadium and walk up to the concession stands and buy everything fried. Walk to the seats and start clogging your arteries. The guy next to you whom is a rival fan is the total opposite. This guy is shredded, but he's football team isn't really irrelevant. So being a fat Tide fan at that moment doesn't feel so bad as you slowing crawl towards obesity.
Then the game ends with the Tide embarrassing the rival's team. So fatty is laughing at rival buff guy. Fortunately for the rival buff guy(even though he's team loss) life goes on and he goes home with another one night stand most likely.
Think about it......Your a Tide fan and you show up to the Stadium and walk up to the concession stands and buy everything fried. Walk to the seats and start clogging your arteries. The guy next to you whom is a rival fan is the total opposite. This guy is shredded, but he's football team isn't really irrelevant. So being a fat Tide fan at that moment doesn't feel so bad as you slowing crawl towards obesity.
Then the game ends with the Tide embarrassing the rival's team. So fatty is laughing at rival buff guy. Fortunately for the rival buff guy(even though he's team loss) life goes on and he goes home with another one night stand most likely.
This post was edited on 9/27/18 at 4:49 pm
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