re: If I stop posting suddenly then know that a Mexican cartel got to me

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Well how boring- the only hope left (for entertainment purposes) is she goes batshit crazy latina on you after you ghost her.

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She might, she really likes me. Also, for all we know the husband knows and wanted to spend these last few extra days with his wife before he goes back to his cartel buddies to semd them after us. Maybe he wants to wait til we're both together to bust in and kill us and make an example of us? There's still so many possibilities.



Also, if I survive this then I think there's a chance things could get interesting with the rich girl I'm about to start banging. Maybe not murder interesting, but her rich, shady, probably corrupt, Saul Goodman-esque grandfather could send guys to rough me up, or *fingerscrossed* the family tries to pay me off with a substantial amount of money since I'm not good enough.

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We'd probably need to know if you're good in bed to determine odds on that.

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I'd say I'm solidly average, but have the skills and potential to be pretty good if only I put in the effort and time. That also describes my schooling career perfectly.