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Gus' sweet Arkie was left standing at the alter

Posted on 1/5/18 at 9:55 am
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
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Posted on 1/5/18 at 9:55 am
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Me and my Arkie, we was as fond as we could be
We was set to marry in December '17
I set my sights to courtin' her, as fine as she could be
I swear I love that Waffle House on Martin Luther King

But that job at the Aubie, I figured it was time to leave
Planned a hurry-up divorce, inviting friends and family
Everything was fine, smoozing Arkie PTB’s
I’d forgotten ‘bout my best friends, me myself & Jimmy Sexty

And my sweet Arkie was left standing at the altar

My sweet Arkie was left standing at the altar

Arkansas had taken ill, I was several miles from home
Fatbert eatin’ fart’n wobblin’ fallin’, now he gone
Sweet Arkansas, she asked me to walk her to the door
As innocent as children before I was an Auburn whore

But my sweet Arkie got left standing at the altar

My sweet Arkie was left standing at the altar

Lord have mercy for what we done
Ham and cheese omelet scattered smothered covered chunked
Neither of us liked the Waffle House on Dickson Street
By the next sunset, I had gone back to Opelika
By the next sunset, I had gone back to Opelika
By the next sunset, I had gone back to Opelika
Posted by NFLSU
Screwston, Texas
Member since Oct 2014
16708 posts
Posted on 1/5/18 at 9:55 am to
Auburn losing to LSU was bad enough.

Now you're trolling..Arkansas?
Posted by blzr
MB
Member since Mar 2011
30103 posts
Posted on 1/5/18 at 9:56 am to
Ark fans are sad since gus turned them down
Posted by Vecchio Cane
Ivory Tower
Member since Jul 2016
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Posted on 1/5/18 at 9:56 am to
Posted by Ag Zwin
Member since Mar 2016
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Posted on 1/5/18 at 10:34 am to
Posted by Maytheporkbewithyou
Member since Aug 2016
12648 posts
Posted on 1/5/18 at 12:13 pm to
I'm not sure if I need to upvote or downvote. I guess I'll abstain.
Posted by SanAntoneAg
Alamo City
Member since Dec 2017
1753 posts
Posted on 1/5/18 at 12:28 pm to
I'm glad Arkansas was finally able to find a rival.
Posted by Loserman
Member since Sep 2007
21962 posts
Posted on 1/5/18 at 1:20 pm to
The best part of this crap is Auburn fans will calling for his head by November of 2018.

Especially after Auburn finishes with 4 losses again this year.



Edit fixed autocorrection error
This post was edited on 1/5/18 at 1:33 pm
Posted by jb4
Member since Apr 2013
12684 posts
Posted on 1/5/18 at 1:44 pm to
$49 million contract to Gus
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