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Gus' sweet Arkie was left standing at the alter
Posted on 1/5/18 at 9:55 am
Posted on 1/5/18 at 9:55 am
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Me and my Arkie, we was as fond as we could be
We was set to marry in December '17
I set my sights to courtin' her, as fine as she could be
I swear I love that Waffle House on Martin Luther King
But that job at the Aubie, I figured it was time to leave
Planned a hurry-up divorce, inviting friends and family
Everything was fine, smoozing Arkie PTB’s
I’d forgotten ‘bout my best friends, me myself & Jimmy Sexty
And my sweet Arkie was left standing at the altar
My sweet Arkie was left standing at the altar
Arkansas had taken ill, I was several miles from home
Fatbert eatin’ fart’n wobblin’ fallin’, now he gone
Sweet Arkansas, she asked me to walk her to the door
As innocent as children before I was an Auburn whore
But my sweet Arkie got left standing at the altar
My sweet Arkie was left standing at the altar
Lord have mercy for what we done
Ham and cheese omelet scattered smothered covered chunked
Neither of us liked the Waffle House on Dickson Street
By the next sunset, I had gone back to Opelika
By the next sunset, I had gone back to Opelika
By the next sunset, I had gone back to Opelika
Me and my Arkie, we was as fond as we could be
We was set to marry in December '17
I set my sights to courtin' her, as fine as she could be
I swear I love that Waffle House on Martin Luther King
But that job at the Aubie, I figured it was time to leave
Planned a hurry-up divorce, inviting friends and family
Everything was fine, smoozing Arkie PTB’s
I’d forgotten ‘bout my best friends, me myself & Jimmy Sexty
And my sweet Arkie was left standing at the altar
My sweet Arkie was left standing at the altar
Arkansas had taken ill, I was several miles from home
Fatbert eatin’ fart’n wobblin’ fallin’, now he gone
Sweet Arkansas, she asked me to walk her to the door
As innocent as children before I was an Auburn whore
But my sweet Arkie got left standing at the altar
My sweet Arkie was left standing at the altar
Lord have mercy for what we done
Ham and cheese omelet scattered smothered covered chunked
Neither of us liked the Waffle House on Dickson Street
By the next sunset, I had gone back to Opelika
By the next sunset, I had gone back to Opelika
By the next sunset, I had gone back to Opelika
Posted on 1/5/18 at 9:55 am to Harry Rex Vonner
Auburn losing to LSU was bad enough.
Now you're trolling..Arkansas?
Now you're trolling..Arkansas?
Posted on 1/5/18 at 9:56 am to Harry Rex Vonner
Ark fans are sad since gus turned them down
Posted on 1/5/18 at 12:13 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
I'm not sure if I need to upvote or downvote. I guess I'll abstain.
Posted on 1/5/18 at 12:28 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
I'm glad Arkansas was finally able to find a rival.
Posted on 1/5/18 at 1:20 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
The best part of this crap is Auburn fans will calling for his head by November of 2018.
Especially after Auburn finishes with 4 losses again this year.
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Especially after Auburn finishes with 4 losses again this year.
Edit fixed autocorrection error
This post was edited on 1/5/18 at 1:33 pm
Posted on 1/5/18 at 1:44 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
$49 million contract to Gus
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