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Posted on 11/24/17 at 5:52 pm
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Posted on 11/24/17 at 5:53 pm to The Goat
Fat Fat Fat Fat Fat
Fat Fat Fat Fat Fat Fat Fat
Fat Fat Fat (Fart) (Belch)
Fat Fat Fat Fat Fat Fat Fat
Fat Fat Fat (Fart) (Belch)
Posted on 11/24/17 at 5:55 pm to The Goat
Coach Bert was fired today
Team did not have strength to win
Bert ate pre-game meals
Team did not have strength to win
Bert ate pre-game meals
Posted on 11/24/17 at 5:57 pm to The Goat
Goodbye big fat guy
Arkansas restaurants mourn
Hogs football still trash
Arkansas restaurants mourn
Hogs football still trash
Posted on 11/24/17 at 5:57 pm to The Goat
He came south from Wisconsin
He lost many games
Unemployment is the now
He lost many games
Unemployment is the now
Posted on 11/24/17 at 5:58 pm to The Goat
I'm Bret Bielema
I lost 27 pounds
On Nutrisystem
I lost 27 pounds
On Nutrisystem
Posted on 11/24/17 at 5:59 pm to The Goat
Bert is very fat
Every step causes a quake
Buffet line too long
Every step causes a quake
Buffet line too long
Posted on 11/24/17 at 6:00 pm to The Goat
Petrino’s motorcycle time from 0 to 60.
Posted on 11/24/17 at 6:00 pm to The Goat
Bert is unemployed
Arkansas sucked donkey balls
Buffet stocks plummet
Arkansas sucked donkey balls
Buffet stocks plummet
Posted on 11/24/17 at 6:01 pm to The Goat
Bielema is gone
Bobby Petrino is back
Mercy knee cometh
Bobby Petrino is back
Mercy knee cometh
Posted on 11/24/17 at 6:01 pm to The Goat
Bert, the fricking douche
Is a pig like arkansas
Die fig sooey, die
Is a pig like arkansas
Die fig sooey, die
This post was edited on 11/24/17 at 6:02 pm
Posted on 11/24/17 at 6:02 pm to The Goat
Thread of the day. 
Posted on 11/24/17 at 6:04 pm to The Goat
Bert thought he was good
Wisconsin is 11-0
It was Wisconsin
Wisconsin is 11-0
It was Wisconsin
Posted on 11/24/17 at 6:04 pm to The Goat
Berts wife will frick Gus
While Christy films the whole thing
Inside Waffle House
While Christy films the whole thing
Inside Waffle House
Posted on 11/24/17 at 6:05 pm to The Goat
Bert will be let go
Relocating to elsewhere
Golden Corral cheers.
Relocating to elsewhere
Golden Corral cheers.
Posted on 11/24/17 at 6:06 pm to The Goat
Bret Bielema no longer the coach
But still a great ol' pal
Now only to be seen at the Golden Corral
But still a great ol' pal
Now only to be seen at the Golden Corral
Posted on 11/24/17 at 6:06 pm to The Goat
Bert be missed here
He brought us great success here
Be strong. Love, Ronald M.
He brought us great success here
Be strong. Love, Ronald M.
Posted on 11/24/17 at 6:09 pm to The Goat
Fat Bret Bielema
He coached for many long years
But not well enough
He coached for many long years
But not well enough
Posted on 11/24/17 at 6:13 pm to The Goat
bert fat
team shat
sec rant
team shat
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Posted on 11/24/17 at 6:25 pm to The Goat
Bert beat Ole Miss lots
He didn’t beat other teams
He is very fat
He didn’t beat other teams
He is very fat
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